Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Faces Elon Musk On The View, Walks Out Crying
In what may go down as one of the most dramatic moments in talk show history, the indefatigable Whoopi Goldberg made a shocking exit from … Read more
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Breaking: Geraldo Rivera Vows To Never Return To ‘The View’ Due To ‘Toxic Whoopi Goldberg’
In a twist fit for a daytime drama, Geraldo Rivera, the seasoned journalist known for his illustrious career at Fox News, made an audacious vow. … Read more
Breaking: Elon Musk’s Tesla AI Tags Bud Light Trucks As ‘Woke’
In the latest twist of the ongoing Bud Light saga, Tesla’s self-driving cars have reportedly started to recognize Bud Light’s trucks as ‘woke.’ This unexpected … Read more
‘Sh**ty Beer’: Tucker Carlson Joins The Boycott, Vows To Never Drink Bud Light Again
In a turn of events that no one saw coming, Tucker Carlson, the television personality known for his fiery political commentaries and impassioned monologues, has … Read more
Breaking: Guy Fieri Faces Flak from Whoopi Goldberg on ‘The View’ Post Restaurant Rumble
The melodrama between Whoopi Goldberg and Guy Fieri continues to sizzle, with the latest spat proving to be as juicy as a medium-rare steak fresh … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Is Going To Turn Mark Zuckerberg From A Billionaire To A Millionaire
In a move that’s causing a seismic shock through Silicon Valley, the notorious Tesla and SpaceX CEO, Elon Musk, has hatched an audacious new plan. … Read more
‘You’re Not Welcome Here’: Whoopi Goldberg Defies Ban, Gets Immediately Kicked Off From Guy Fieri’s Flavortown
In a clash of culinary titans that’s more exciting than an unexpected food fight, ‘The View’ co-host Whoopi Goldberg boldly decided to challenge Guy Fieri’s … Read more
Breaking: Guy Fieri Bans ‘The View’ Hosts From All His Restaurants
If you thought food and entertainment industry feuds were reserved for the likes of Gordon Ramsay and his televised kitchen showdowns, think again. In an … Read more
‘She’s Toxic’: Guy Fieri Bans Whoopi Goldberg From His Restaurants
The culinary world is in a tailspin, as the larger-than-life Food Network star, Guy Fieri, has taken a bold step that has left the world … Read more
Breaking: Tom Cruise Worried That Elon Might Replace Him With ‘AI’
In a narrative twist so astonishing it could be straight out of a Hollywood sci-fi blockbuster, mega-star Tom Cruise is reportedly riddled with worry that … Read more
‘Might Go Broke’: Alyssa Milano Panics and Cries Over Recent Actor’s Strike
In a turn of events that makes her “Charmed” days seem like a fairy tale, Alyssa Milano has recently voiced her financial fears in the … Read more
Just in: Disney Is Selling Off ABC Network, New Parent Company Wants ‘The View’ Cancelled
In an outlandishly unexpected twist that could only occur in the realm of showbiz satire, it seems that the House of Mouse is ready to … Read more