Breaking: Elon Musk Vows To Expose Justin Trudeau On Twitter
It was just another typical Tuesday afternoon. The birds were chirping, the stocks were fluctuating, and a SpaceX rocket was making its third attempt at … Read more
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Breaking: Jason Aldean Launches Own Music Channel in Response to CMT Ban
In a plot twist that not even the most outrageous country music songs could predict, the “Dirt Road Anthem” singer, Jason Aldean, who recently faced … Read more
Breaking: Fellow Panelists Vote Whoopi Goldberg as the ‘Most Hated Person’ in Hollywood
In an absolutely bonkers turn of events that you couldn’t even fabricate if you tried, Whoopi Goldberg has been voted as the ‘Most Hated Person … Read more
Breaking: CMT’s CEO Apologizes Publicly, Admits Pulling Jason Aldean Off Air Was a ‘Mistake’
In the hallowed halls of television network offices where ego and pride tend to be currencies, a rare occurrence has just transpired. An event so … Read more
TRUE: Whoopi Goldberg Trips Over Words and Feet in Jason Aldean Debate on ‘The View’
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s official: Whoopi Goldberg has proved to the world that sometimes, just sometimes, a faceplant is not just for the gymnasts or … Read more
Breaking: Mark Zuckerberg Is All Set to Watch ‘Woke’ ‘Barbie’ Movie in a Pink Frock
In a surprising turn of events that nobody anticipated, Mark Zuckerberg, the tech maven and Facebook (sorry, Meta Platforms Inc.) founder, has declared his intention … Read more
‘That Was A Mistake’: Elon Musk Bans Kanye West From Twitter Shortly After Mistakenly Unbanning Him
In the dizzying world of social media, where colossal tech moguls like Elon Musk hold significant sway, ‘mistakes’ can be quite entertaining and cause more … Read more
Breaking: Elon Musk Loses Almost $50 Billion After Rebranding Twitter to ‘X’
In the curious world of high tech, no adventure could be more gloriously surreal than the dramatic spectacle of the infamous billionaire Elon Musk biting … Read more
Breaking: Snoop Dog Barks Back at CMT, Backs Aldean by Ending His Own Contract
Once upon a time in the bustling world of music and television, an unsuspecting CMT had yanked a popular Jason Aldean song off their network. … Read more
Breaking: ‘Woke’ Disney Loses Almost $100 Billion Due To Recent Box Office Flops
In an unforeseen turn of cosmic events, Disney, the once undisputed titan of the entertainment world, has somehow managed to lose an amount that would … Read more
Just in: Dylan Mulvaney is Now Charging $40K for Speaking Engagements on Women’s Empowerment
Breaking news for those looking to feel a little more ’empowered’ – Dylan Mulvaney, the figure central to the Bud Light fiasco, has taken a … Read more
Breaking: This New App By Elon Musk Let’s You Identify ‘Woke People’ Around You
Elon Musk, tech mogul and mastermind behind companies like Tesla and SpaceX, has once again set the internet abuzz. This time, it’s not an electric … Read more