BREAKING: Trump’s Bail Was Just Revoked in Georgia
In a twist that no one saw coming (or did we?), former President Donald J. Trump’s bail in Georgia has been revoked. Now, before we … Read more
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Breaking: NFL Declines Kaepernick’s Request to Return, Suggests He Pursue Shampoo Endorsements Instead
In a move that has left many scratching their heads (and not because of dandruff), the NFL has responded to Colin Kaepernick’s plea to return … Read more
Colin Kaepernick Begs to Rejoin the Team, Vows Never to Kneel During the National Anthem Again
In a shocking turn of events, former NFL quarterback and now renowned civil rights activist, Colin Kaepernick, has made a desperate plea to be added … Read more
Breaking: Oliver Anthony To Join Kid Rock And Jason Aldean For ‘You Can’t Cancel America’ Tour
In a move that has surprised both fans and critics, country music star Oliver Anthony announced he would be joining forces with Kid Rock and … Read more
“I don’t get any respect”: Megan Rapinoe To Leave America After Heavy Criticism
America, as we know it, experienced its greatest shock since it was revealed that avocado toast costs $12 at some hipster cafes. Megan Rapinoe, the … Read more
Breaking: Denzel Washington Declines Disney’s $50 Million Project, ‘They’re Too Woke’
In a shocking turn of events, Denzel Washington, the actor known for his nuanced portrayals of complex characters, has turned down a whopping $50 million … Read more
Breaking: Tom Cruise to Go to Space This Year and Not Return
In an unprecedented move, transcending the boundaries of both cinema and sanity, Tom Cruise has announced that he will be venturing into the unknown cosmos … Read more
Breaking: Elon Musk Challenges Whoopi Goldberg to a Cage Fight Match, Shifting Focus from Zuck
In an unforeseen twist that only adds to the never-ending saga of tech giant escapades, Elon Musk, the mind behind Tesla and SpaceX, has announced … Read more
Breaking: Oliver Anthony Rejects CMT’s $50 Million Offer
Oliver Anthony, the artist, philanthropist, occasional chainsaw juggler, and all-around modern renaissance man, has turned down a mind-boggling $50 million offer from CMT (Country Music … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Finally Replaced With A Non-Woke Beer
In a startling move designed to cater to an ever-growing market of those offended by the mere existence of societal progress, beer giant Anheuser-Busch has … Read more
Kid Rock To Megan Rapinoe: “If you hate America, you shouldn’t represent America.”
Ah, the world of celebrity opinions – a place where logic often takes a back seat to emotion, where common sense is overshadowed by sensationalism. … Read more
‘She isn’t a Woman’: Megan Rapinoe Banned from Women’s Sports
In the increasingly bizarre world of sports, where missing a goal is akin to committing treason, comes the utterly satirical and surreal news that Megan … Read more