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In a move that has sparked outrage, applause, and memes aplenty, NBA legend Michael Jordan has reportedly signed a petition calling for the banning of … Read more

In a move that has reignited debates across the nation, former President Donald Trump, now poised for a dramatic second term, announced his first major … Read more

In a surprising announcement that has sent ripples through the sports world, New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick confirmed that the team will not … Read more

In a shocking move that has sent shockwaves through rural America, Walmart, the retail giant synonymous with convenience and affordability, has announced its decision to … Read more

In a move that has shocked her fans and thrilled her critics, Rachel Maddow, MSNBC’s progressive powerhouse, has announced her decision to leave the United … Read more

In a surprising turn of events, Mars Inc., the parent company behind Ben’s Original (formerly Uncle Ben’s Rice), has announced that it is considering bringing … Read more

In a stunning reversal that has left fans, critics, and sponsors equally flabbergasted, the NFL announced plans to reinstate the Washington Redskins name and logo, … Read more

In a bold and controversial move, Elon Musk has announced his acquisition of MSNBC for a reported $5 billion, pledging to overhaul the network and … Read more

In what can only be described as the most unlikely turn of events in modern media, Joe Rogan, the podcasting kingpin and self-proclaimed free speech … Read more

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the media landscape, billionaire Elon Musk has announced his decision to purchase MSNBC for a reported $5 … Read more

In a dramatic and unprecedented show of discontent, two of Hollywood’s most prominent figures, Ellen DeGeneres and Whoopi Goldberg, have packed their bags and moved … Read more

In a dramatic move that stunned Hollywood and fans worldwide, Tom Hanks, often referred to as “America’s Dad,” has renounced his Oscar nominations and announced … Read more