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When news broke that billionaire Elon Musk had pledged a staggering $50 million to the family of recently deceased conservative commentator Charlie Kirk, the internet … Read more

NEW YORK CITY — It’s the end of an era — and, according to some, the end of daytime television’s longest-running group therapy session. After … Read more

NEW YORK CITY — Former NFL quarterback and professional protester Colin Kaepernick has declared a “permanent and uncompromising” boycott of the Met Gala after being … Read more

NEW YORK CITY — In what may go down as one of the most chaotic fashion faux pas of the decade, Whoopi Goldberg was reportedly … Read more

In a landmark decision that has Capitol Hill clutching receipts and decanters, a federal judge has granted DOGE — the Department of Government Efficiency — … Read more

In a stunning announcement that sent shockwaves through both political camps and parade planning committees nationwide, the federal government has officially confirmed that all funding … Read more

In a stunning twist that’s part political drama, part tech-world grudge match, a federal magistrate has officially approved Elon Musk’s $150 million defamation lawsuit against … Read more

In yet another unexpected move from the billionaire who seems to operate on a different wavelength than the rest of humanity, Elon Musk has announced … Read more

In what can only be described as the most unexpected crossover of government secrecy and billionaire curiosity, Elon Musk, the eccentric CEO of Tesla and … Read more

In a sweeping policy shift that has ignited fierce debate across the sporting world, the new NFL leadership has declared that teams will no longer … Read more

The music world has been thrown into turmoil following the aftermath of the 2025 Grammy Awards. What should have been a night of celebration turned … Read more

In a surprising development, tech entrepreneur Elon Musk and music icon Beyoncé have found themselves at odds over artistic expression and genre boundaries. The clash … Read more