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Epic Viral Video Shows Bud Light Stands Deserted at Boston Red Sox Game
In a bizarre yet hilarious turn of events, a recent viral video showcased the absolute absence of lines at Bud Light stands during a Boston Red Sox game. While the beer brand’s sales have been taking a hit due to recent controversies, no one anticipated the extent to which it would affect attendance at their […] More
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Anheuser-Busch CEO Claims Elon Musk’s ‘Misinformation’ Tweets Sunk Bud Light Sales
In a surprising turn of events, Anheuser-Busch CEO Michel Doukeris has attributed Bud Light’s dramatic sales decline to Twitter magnate Elon Musk. Doukeris argues that Musk’s critical tweets and the subsequent spread of misinformation about the beer brand’s recent marketing stunt featuring transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney are the main causes of their troubles. The marketing […] More
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Just in: Anheuser-Busch Blames Elon Musk for Declining Sales
In a bizarre turn of events following the Bud Light fiasco involving their partnership with transgender TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney, beer titan Anheuser-Busch has inexplicably pinned the blame on none other than Twitter overlord Elon Musk. The beverage juggernaut claims that Musk’s relentless Twitter shenanigans are the true culprit behind their plummeting sales after the […] More
