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    Breaking: The NFL Enforces a ‘Permanent’ Ban on Taylor Swift Amidst Ratings Freefall

    In an astonishing twist of events, the National Football League (NFL) has announced a ban on global pop sensation, Taylor Swift, from attending any further games, citing a precipitous drop in TV ratings coinciding with her appearances. The decision has sparked a blaze of controversy and discussion, especially among Swifties and sports fans worldwide. “We’ve […] More

  • Mark Zuckerberg Barbie Movie
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    Breaking: Mark Zuckerberg Is All Set to Watch ‘Woke’ ‘Barbie’ Movie in a Pink Frock

    In a surprising turn of events that nobody anticipated, Mark Zuckerberg, the tech maven and Facebook (sorry, Meta Platforms Inc.) founder, has declared his intention to watch the contentious ‘woke’ ‘Barbie’ movie. However, it’s not just the fact that he’s going to watch the film that has us raising our eyebrows. In a delightful twist […] More

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    Just in: Kid Rock Sets Sight On His Next ‘Target’

    Kid Rock, the iconic American singer-songwriter and rapper, is no stranger to controversy. Having already set the Internet ablaze with his recent actions involving Bud Light, it seems the rock star is keen to continue his unconventional crusade. Now, it appears, his attention has been directed towards another corporate giant – Target Corporation. This comes […] More

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    Elon Musk Offers to buy The View for $400 Million

    In a surprising turn of events, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has offered to purchase popular daytime talk show The View for a staggering $400 million. The View, which first aired in 1997, has been a staple of daytime television for over two decades, featuring a panel of diverse women discussing current events and pop culture. […] More