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Breaking: NIKE Signs A $10 Million Deal With ‘Woke’ Megan Rapinoe Despite The Backlash
In a world where brand association can make or break reputations, Nike has thrown a powerful punch in the branding arena. Despite swirling controversy and backlash surrounding Megan Rapinoe, the sports apparel giant has taken a decisive step forward, signing a $10 million deal with the soccer superstar. Their message? Clear and unequivocal: “She’s Perfect […] More
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‘A Bit Too Woke for Us’: Nike Ends $20 Million partnership with Colin Kaepernick
In a shockingly candid press release this morning, Nike, the global sportswear titan, announced the termination of its $20 million partnership with Colin Kaepernick. The reason? The former NFL quarterback is, in Nike’s own words, “perhaps a tad too woke for our tastes.” Kaepernick, the man behind the controversial NFL kneeling movement, had been working […] More
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Breaking: Nike Ends Partnership With Anti-American Megan Rapinoe, Resulting in a $100 Million Loss
In a stunning twist of fate, the much-hyped partnership between soccer star Megan Rapinoe and sportswear giant Nike has ended in a financial fiasco. Reports have emerged that the iconic brand suffered a staggering $100 million loss as a result of their association with the outspoken athlete. As the smoke clears from this colossal meltdown, […] More
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Just in: These ‘Woke’ Companies Lost Almost $1 Trillion To ‘Wokeness’
In an unforeseen turn of events, several prominent brands including Nike, Target, Ford, North Face, and Bud Light have reportedly faced substantial financial setbacks due to their leanings towards ‘wokeness.’ The cumulative loss of these well-known brands is said to be edging towards an astronomical $1 trillion mark, a number that underscores the potential financial […] More
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Just in: Elon Musk Offers To Buy ‘Woke’ Brands Experiencing Sales Slump
In an unanticipated twist that’s sure to ignite lively debate, newly minted Twitter CEO Elon Musk, has put forth an audacious proposition. Known for his daring initiatives and occasional irreverent quips, Musk announced his ambition to acquire ‘woke’ brands whose sales have taken a hit recently. The list of brands under Musk’s scrutiny includes several […] More
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Just in: Nike’s ‘Woke’ Partnership With Dylan Mulvaney Cost The Company $100 Billion
In a corporate move that can only be described as bold, Nike, the renowned sportswear giant, recently navigated new waters by teaming up with Dylan Mulvaney, the prominent TikTok activist known for fervent advocacy of transgender rights. This decision, however, has not been without its financial implications. Reports are suggesting that this woke partnership has […] More
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Just in: Nike Joins The Woke Club, Partners With Dylan Mulvaney
Nike, the titan of the athletic wear world, renowned for its attention-grabbing marketing maneuvers and high-profile partnerships, has taken another bold step towards embedding itself within the cultural conversation. The company has stoked the fires of discussion and debate by ushering in Dylan Mulvaney, an activist widely recognized for advocating transgender rights on TikTok, to […] More
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Just in: Maybelline Collaboration with Dylan Mulvaney Sparks Boycott Demands
Cosmetics brand Maybelline has recently joined the growing list of companies embracing social awareness by collaborating with transgender social media personality Dylan Mulvaney for promotional purposes. Consequently, the brand has come under fire from social media users urging for boycotts, reminiscent of the controversies surrounding Bud Light and Nike. Mulvaney shared a video of himself […] More