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Breaking: Fox News Is Going Broke After Tucker Carlson’s Exit, Loses Billions
Oh, the turn of events. Not so long ago, Fox News was flying high, proudly roosting atop the cable news ratings, and exuding the confidence of a peacock in full plumage. Their star presenter, Tucker Carlson, was leading the charge, driving primetime viewing figures into the stratosphere. But, alas, times change. Carlson’s sudden departure has […] More
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New: Nine Former Fox News Employees Rally Behind Tucker Carlson’s Twitter Show
In a surprising turn of events, it’s been disclosed that a number of personnel from Fox News are migrating to Tucker Carlson’s burgeoning Twitter program. This revelation came from Chadwick Moore, the author who is working on a biography about the former Fox News host, Tucker Carlson. Moore made these revelations through a string of […] More
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Just in: Fox Orders Tucker Carlson to Halt Twitter Show in New Cease-and-Desist Letter
In what is developing into an epic standoff between the media giant Fox News and its erstwhile leading light, Tucker Carlson, the latest round of contention centers on the inception of Carlson’s riveting new project, dubbed “Tucker on Twitter.” As the ex-news anchor continues to experience remarkable success with his new endeavor, Fox News has […] More
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Just in: Fox News Alleges Contract Breach as Tucker Carlson Launches His Own Twitter Show
A confidential document that Axios managed to get their hands on divulged that Fox News issued a notification to the legal counsel of former prime-time host Tucker Carlson on Wednesday. The letter indicates that the network believes Carlson has violated the stipulations of his contract by launching his own show on Twitter on Tuesday. This […] More
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Just in: Top Fox Anchors Ready to Join Tucker Carlson’s Twitter Endeavour
In a recent turn of events, according to internal sources, Tucker Carlson, Fox Corp.’s esteemed anchor, was reportedly part of an intriguing discussion with a member of the corporation’s board on April 26. This conversation revealed that Carlson’s interim suspension was one of the prerequisites for the settlement of Fox News with Dominion Voting Systems, […] More
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Massive Layoffs At ABC: Disney’s Woke Empire Faces Financial Crisis
Following the massive layoffs at Disney, another branch of the entertainment giant left employees and viewers reeling with the surprising and substantial reduction of its workforce. ABC News, mirroring its parent company Disney, dismissed several high-ranking personnel, causing significant changes to its newsroom and production teams. “As downsizing continues across the company, our ABC News […] More
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Just in: Elon Musk Buys Out Vice.com to Personally Fire Everyone
In a move that has left the tech and media worlds reeling, eccentric billionaire Elon Musk has acquired the edgy news outlet Vice.com. But the acquisition was merely a prelude to the real shocker: Musk’s ultimate goal was to personally fire each and every staff member, all while live streaming the event on Twitter. The […] More
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Just In: Tucker Carlson Exposes Fox News Dramatically After Being Fired
In a shocking turn of events, Fox News’ top-rated host, Tucker Carlson, has dropped a bombshell, claiming that the Murdoch family is planning to sell the Fox empire. This revelation has taken the media world by storm and has sparked discussions on the future of the Fox brand and its implications for the American media […] More
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Tucker Carlson & Don Lemon Unite: Fired Foes Lawyered Up For A Legal Battle With Fox News
In an astonishing development, Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon, two of the most prominent TV personalities from rival networks, have joined forces and lawyered up, hinting at a legal battle with Fox News following their recent termination. The unexpected partnership between Carlson, known for his conservative views on Fox News, and Lemon, a liberal commentator […] More
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Just in: Tucker Carlson To Join ‘The View’ After Being Fired From Fox News
In a stunning turn of events, former Fox News host Tucker Carlson has joined the panel of the daytime talk show “The View” after being fired from his previous job. Carlson, who was known for his controversial and divisive comments on his show “Tucker Carlson Tonight,” has surprised many by accepting a position on a […] More
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Just in: Tucker Carlson Files a Billion Dollar lawsuit against Fox News after getting fired
In a shocking turn of events, former Fox News host Tucker Carlson has filed a billion-dollar lawsuit against his former employer after being fired from the network. According to sources close to Carlson, the lawsuit alleges that Fox News breached his contract by terminating his employment without cause. The suit also claims that Carlson was […] More