BOOM: Bud Light Plans To Buy Back Unsold Cases From Shelves
In an unexpected twist of events, Bud Light, a household name in the American beer industry, has announced plans to buy back unsold cases of … Read more
Marketing Fiasco
Just in: Walmart Offers ‘Everyday Low Price, Just Take Them’ Amidst Declining Bud Light Sales
In a shocking development that’s likely to have economists and beer enthusiasts scratching their heads, Walmart, America’s largest retailer, has taken desperate measures to address … Read more
Just in: Anheuser-Busch Blames Elon Musk for Declining Sales
In a bizarre turn of events following the Bud Light fiasco involving their partnership with transgender TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney, beer titan Anheuser-Busch has inexplicably … Read more