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  • Bud Light's Plea to Elon Musk
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    Just in: Anheuser-Busch Begs Elon Musk For A Bud Light Twitter Campaign Amid Declining Sales

    In a turn of events that will surely be remembered as a key moment in the “Great Beer Wars,” the beleaguered Anheuser-Busch company has resorted to the most desperate of measures. Struggling with plummeting sales and a tarnished reputation following the Dylan Mulvaney debacle, they have made an earnest plea to Twitter head honcho and […] More

  • Musk rejects Bud Light's marketing campaign
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    Just in: Elon Musk Rejects Bud Light’s $250M Twitter Marketing Campaign

    In an unprecedented twist that had Silicon Valley chortling into their kale smoothies, Twitter Kingpin and renowned space cowboy, Elon Musk, shrugged off Anheuser-Busch’s massive $250 million Bud Light marketing campaign like dandruff off a thrift store blazer. The news left the beer titan flatter than a week-old open beer can, while Twitter users gleefully […] More

  • michel doukeris Elon Musk Misinformation
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    Anheuser-Busch CEO Claims Elon Musk’s ‘Misinformation’ Tweets Sunk Bud Light Sales

    In a surprising turn of events, Anheuser-Busch CEO Michel Doukeris has attributed Bud Light’s dramatic sales decline to Twitter magnate Elon Musk. Doukeris argues that Musk’s critical tweets and the subsequent spread of misinformation about the beer brand’s recent marketing stunt featuring transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney are the main causes of their troubles. The marketing […] More

  • Bud Light 50% Off Discount

    Go Woke, Go Broke: Bud Light Now Selling at 50% Off

    In a world where marketing strategies are constantly evolving to keep up with the ever-changing preferences of consumers, companies are striving to find ways to reach their target audiences. One such company, Anheuser-Busch, recently made headlines for its bold marketing campaign featuring transgender TikTok star, Dylan Mulvaney. This move, however, seems to have backfired as […] More

  • Anheuser-Busch Elon Musk Criticism

    Just in: Anheuser-Busch to Rebrand Bud Light After Elon Musk’s Criticism

    Anheuser-Busch, the world’s largest brewing company, has announced a bold new rebrand for their popular Bud Light beer after Twitter CEO Elon Musk criticized their recent marketing campaign. In a tweet that instantly went viral, Musk mocked the brewing giant’s “Easy Carry Contest” in partnership with internet celebrity Mulvaney, who sported an Audrey Hepburn-inspired outfit […] More