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    Just in: Anheuser-Busch Blames Elon Musk for Declining Sales

    In a bizarre turn of events following the Bud Light fiasco involving their partnership with transgender TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney, beer titan Anheuser-Busch has inexplicably pinned the blame on none other than Twitter overlord Elon Musk. The beverage juggernaut claims that Musk’s relentless Twitter shenanigans are the true culprit behind their plummeting sales after the […] More