Breaking: Musk And Zuck’s Cage Fight To Take Place At The Colosseum
In an astonishing turn of events that has taken the tech world by storm, it has been confirmed that Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg are … Read more
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Just in: Elon Musk Shakes Up Twitter with New CEO Appointment
In a surprising move that has sent shockwaves through the tech industry and social media landscape, Elon Musk, the enigmatic entrepreneur and CEO of Tesla … Read more
Elon Musk says ‘Has anyone Seen my Rocket?’ after successful 4/20
During a recent interview, Elon Musk, the unconventional billionaire, expressed his elation over the April 20th, 2023 Starship rocket flight. With a smug grin, he … Read more
Anheuser-Busch Loses Nearly $4 Billion Following Partnership With Dylan Mulvaney
Anheuser-Busch, a well-known beer manufacturer, recently suffered a massive loss of nearly $4 billion due to their partnership with Dylan Mulvaney, a young entrepreneur. They … Read more
Anheuser Busch Terminates Marketing Team Following Criticism from Twitter CEO Elon Musk
St. Louis, MO – Anheuser Busch, the beer giant behind popular brands such as Budweiser and Michelob Ultra, has fired its entire marketing department after … Read more
Elon Musk offers to buy TikTok amid Congress showdown
Palo Alto, California – In the midst of the ongoing congressional showdown over the future of the popular social media app TikTok, Tesla and SpaceX … Read more
Elon Musk on Twitter: “Thinking about buying Facebook next. You’re next, Zuck.”
In a move that has left many in the tech industry scratching their heads, Elon Musk has taken to Twitter to announce that he plans … Read more
Elon Musk vows to defend Donald Trump after his arrest next week
In a surprising move, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced that he will be defending former President Donald Trump after his anticipated arrest next week. … Read more
‘Time to fix it’: Elon Musk purchased country music for $89 billion
In a stunning turn of events, billionaire entrepreneur and part-time Martian, Elon Musk, has announced his acquisition of the entire country music industry for a … Read more