Just in: Elon Musk Shakes Up Twitter with New CEO Appointment
In a surprising move that has sent shockwaves through the tech industry and social media landscape, Elon Musk, the enigmatic entrepreneur and CEO of Tesla … Read more
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Elon Musk says ‘Has anyone Seen my Rocket?’ after successful 4/20
During a recent interview, Elon Musk, the unconventional billionaire, expressed his elation over the April 20th, 2023 Starship rocket flight. With a smug grin, he … Read more
Anheuser-Busch Loses Nearly $4 Billion Following Partnership With Dylan Mulvaney
Anheuser-Busch, a well-known beer manufacturer, recently suffered a massive loss of nearly $4 billion due to their partnership with Dylan Mulvaney, a young entrepreneur. They … Read more
Anheuser Busch Terminates Marketing Team Following Criticism from Twitter CEO Elon Musk
St. Louis, MO – Anheuser Busch, the beer giant behind popular brands such as Budweiser and Michelob Ultra, has fired its entire marketing department after … Read more
Elon Musk offers to buy TikTok amid Congress showdown
Palo Alto, California – In the midst of the ongoing congressional showdown over the future of the popular social media app TikTok, Tesla and SpaceX … Read more
Elon Musk on Twitter: “Thinking about buying Facebook next. You’re next, Zuck.”
In a move that has left many in the tech industry scratching their heads, Elon Musk has taken to Twitter to announce that he plans … Read more
Elon Musk vows to defend Donald Trump after his arrest next week
In a surprising move, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced that he will be defending former President Donald Trump after his anticipated arrest next week. … Read more
‘Time to fix it’: Elon Musk purchased country music for $89 billion
In a stunning turn of events, billionaire entrepreneur and part-time Martian, Elon Musk, has announced his acquisition of the entire country music industry for a … Read more