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in SatireBreaking: Kurt Russell Teams Up with Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen in New Woke-Free Actors Alliance
In an era of increasing political correctness and progressive agendas, Hollywood has seen the rise of a new movement: the Non-Woke Actors’ Alliance. Spearheaded by veteran actors Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen, this alliance aims to provide a platform for artists who feel marginalized by the current climate of the entertainment industry. The latest addition […] More
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in SatireBreaking: The Academy Awards Imposes Lifetime Ban on Tom Hanks, “He’s A Creepy Woke Guy”
In an unprecedented and highly controversial move, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has announced a lifetime ban on Tom Hanks, one of Hollywood’s most beloved and respected actors. The decision, reportedly stemming from allegations that Hanks is “extremely creepy and woke,” has left the entertainment industry and fans in shock, prompting widespread […] More
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Breaking: Elon Musk Permanently Bans Robert De Niro From Platform X, “I Don’t Want His Woke Presence On X”
In a dramatic turn of events that has sent shockwaves through Hollywood and the tech world, Elon Musk, the controversial CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, has permanently banned veteran actor Robert De Niro from his social media platform, X. The reason cited by Musk? De Niro’s so-called “woke presence.” Robert De Niro, an iconic figure […] More
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Breaking: Jimmy Kimmel’s Show Hits Record Low Viewership After Robert De Niro Appearance
In a surprising turn of events, “Jimmy Kimmel Live” recently received its lowest TV rating in history following an episode featuring legendary actor Robert De Niro. The show, which has enjoyed a strong following since its debut in 2003, saw a significant drop in viewership numbers, leaving industry insiders and fans alike scratching their heads. […] More
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Breaking: Bruce Willis Quits Acting, Says “Hollywood Has Become Too Much Woke”
In a surprising and significant move, veteran actor Bruce Willis has announced his retirement from acting, citing an overwhelming shift towards what he describes as a “woke” culture in Hollywood. This decision marks the end of an era for one of cinema’s most iconic action stars, whose career has spanned over four decades, featuring roles […] More
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Breaking: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Leaves Hollywood for Elon Musk’s New Non-Woke Film Studio
In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, one of Hollywood’s most bankable stars, has announced his departure from traditional Hollywood. He is set to join forces with tech magnate Elon Musk at a new film studio committed to producing content free of the prevailing ‘woke’ culture. […] More
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Breaking: James Woods Rejects Disney’s $250 Million “Woke” Project, “I Refuse to Work for ‘Woke’ Disney”
James Woods is known for his strong performances and candid style, never shying away from controversy. The veteran actor recently made headlines when he turned down a tempting $250 million offer from Disney for a new movie. His reasoning? He objects to the company’s apparent shift towards a more “woke” image. Here’s a deeper look […] More
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Breaking: Gary Sinise Refuses To Work With Tom Hanks On A Woke Project, “He’s A Crybaby”
Gary Sinise, known for his iconic role as Lieutenant Dan in “Forrest Gump” and his strong advocacy for veterans, made waves recently by declining a high-profile collaboration with his former co-star, Tom Hanks. The $500,000 project, originally planned to bring together two of Hollywood’s respected names, fell through when Sinise firmly rejected the opportunity, citing […] More
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Breaking: Denzel Washington and Clint Eastwood Join Hands For An Un-Woke Film Production Studio
In a surprising turn of events, Hollywood icons Denzel Washington and Clint Eastwood have announced their collaboration on a new film production studio dedicated to upholding traditional values and steering clear of what they perceive as Hollywood’s pervasive “wokeness.” The duo’s joint venture aims to counter the current trend in the entertainment industry and provide […] More
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Breaking: ABC Tempts Roseanne Barr with $10 Million to Join “The Conners,” Pleads “Save the Show”
In a stunning turn of events, ABC executives have reportedly extended a jaw-dropping $10 million offer to Roseanne Barr to reprise her role and join the cast of “The Conners.” The desperate plea comes after declining viewership and lackluster ratings have left the network scrambling for a solution to breathe life back into the struggling […] More
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Breaking: Roseanne Barr Kicks Tom Hanks Out Of Her New Show, “No Woke People Here”
In a dramatic turn of events that has left Hollywood buzzing, Roseanne Barr, famed comedian and actress, has made headlines once again by clashing with fellow Hollywood icon Rob Reiner on the set of her new Fox show. The dispute reportedly erupted over what Barr described as “wokeness” interfering with the creative direction of her […] More
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Breaking: Mel Gibson and Mark Wahlberg Collaborate To Create A Non-Woke Production Studio, “Hollywood Is Saved”
In a move shaking up the entertainment industry, Hollywood veterans Mel Gibson and Mark Wahlberg have announced their partnership to launch a groundbreaking film production studio aimed at revitalizing the cinematic landscape. The studio, set to prioritize traditional values and storytelling over modern woke narratives, promises to usher in a new era of filmmaking, free […] More