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in SatireBreaking: Kurt Russell Teams Up with Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen in New Woke-Free Actors Alliance
In an era of increasing political correctness and progressive agendas, Hollywood has seen the rise of a new movement: the Non-Woke Actors’ Alliance. Spearheaded by veteran actors Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen, this alliance aims to provide a platform for artists who feel marginalized by the current climate of the entertainment industry. The latest addition […] More
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in SatireBreaking: Morgan Freeman Calls It Quits on Documentaries, “Extremely Woke Crap”
In a move that has rippled through the documentary filmmaking community, the iconic voice of Morgan Freeman will no longer narrate documentaries, the actor citing his dissatisfaction with what he terms the “woke crap” that pervades the genre. This decision marks the end of an era for documentary enthusiasts who have long associated Freeman’s compelling […] More
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in SatireBreaking: Bruce Willis Quits Acting, Says “Hollywood Has Become Too Much Woke”
In a surprising and significant move, veteran actor Bruce Willis has announced his retirement from acting, citing an overwhelming shift towards what he describes as a “woke” culture in Hollywood. This decision marks the end of an era for one of cinema’s most iconic action stars, whose career has spanned over four decades, featuring roles […] More
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in SatireBreaking: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Leaves Hollywood for Elon Musk’s New Non-Woke Film Studio
In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, one of Hollywood’s most bankable stars, has announced his departure from traditional Hollywood. He is set to join forces with tech magnate Elon Musk at a new film studio committed to producing content free of the prevailing ‘woke’ culture. […] More
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in SatireBreaking: Gary Sinise Refuses To Work With Tom Hanks On A Woke Project, “He’s A Crybaby”
Gary Sinise, known for his iconic role as Lieutenant Dan in “Forrest Gump” and his strong advocacy for veterans, made waves recently by declining a high-profile collaboration with his former co-star, Tom Hanks. The $500,000 project, originally planned to bring together two of Hollywood’s respected names, fell through when Sinise firmly rejected the opportunity, citing […] More
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in SatireBreaking: Tom Hanks Was Thrown Out of Oscars 2024, ‘We Didn’t Invite You to Come’
In a moment that seemed ripped from the pages of a Hollywood screenplay rather than from the annals of Oscar history, Tom Hanks, one of the film industry’s most beloved and respected figures, was escorted out of the 2024 Oscars ceremony. The reason given for this unprecedented action? A simple, yet profound, “We didn’t invite […] More
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Breaking: Macaulay Culkin Announces ‘Home Alone 3’ After Emotional Meet-up with Catherine O’Hara at Walk of Fame Ceremony
In a move that left fans scratching their heads and Hollywood insiders furrowing their brows, Macaulay Culkin announced at his Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony that “Home Alone 3” is not only happening but will feature none other than Elon Musk and Whoopi Goldberg. Yes, you read that right – the eccentric tech magnate and […] More
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Breaking: New ‘Barbie’ Movie Flops Badly At The Box Office Due To ‘Wokeness’
In a shocking turn of events, the highly-anticipated 2023 American fantasy-comedy, ‘Barbie,’ directed by the innovative Greta Gerwig, has stumbled and fallen flat at the box office, despite its star-studded cast and rave reviews from critics. The film boasts the exceptional acting talent of Margot Robbie as the eponymous character, Barbie, and Ryan Gosling as […] More