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Breaking: Bud Light Suffers Billions in Losses After Appointing Colin Kaepernick as Their New Brand Ambassador
In a series of events that could only be described as a marketer’s worst nightmare, Bud Light, America’s former longtime No.1 beer, has found itself in the midst of a PR storm. First, it was the backlash from the Dylan Mulvaney sponsorship, and now, the appointment of Colin Kaepernick as their brand ambassador has led […] More
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Breaking: Bud Light Names Colin Kaepernick as Brand Ambassador
In a move that has left many spitting out their beer (hopefully not Bud Light), the iconic beverage brand has announced its newest brand ambassador: none other than Colin Kaepernick. And in a twist that no one saw coming, Kaepernick’s first statement? A firm commitment to avoid shampoo endorsements. At a lavish press conference held […] More
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Breaking: NFL Declines Kaepernick’s Request to Return, Suggests He Pursue Shampoo Endorsements Instead
In a move that has left many scratching their heads (and not because of dandruff), the NFL has responded to Colin Kaepernick’s plea to return to the game with some, let’s say, “unique” career advice. Instead of donning the jersey and cleats, they’ve suggested he might be better suited for… shampoo commercials? At a hastily […] More
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Colin Kaepernick Begs to Rejoin the Team, Vows Never to Kneel During the National Anthem Again
In a shocking turn of events, former NFL quarterback and now renowned civil rights activist, Colin Kaepernick, has made a desperate plea to be added back to an NFL team. And guess what? He’s vowed never to kneel during the national anthem again! That’s right, folks. It seems the man who once stood (or rather, […] More
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Just in: Following Tomlin’s lead, Mike McCarthy Declares, ‘Dallas Cowboys won’t kneel during the anthem’
The ripple effects of Mike Tomlin’s controversial decision to ban anthem kneeling continue to traverse the vast expanse of the NFL. The latest coach to draw a line in the sand is none other than Mike McCarthy, leading the helm for the Dallas Cowboys. McCarthy’s recent proclamation that he too will not tolerate kneeling during […] More
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Breaking: Tony Dungy Backs Mike Tomlin’s Call to End Anthem Kneeling in the NFL
In the ever-evolving world of professional football, where fierce competitions aren’t limited to just the playing field, a new debate has arisen. This time, it revolves around players kneeling during the national anthem and the stance that coaches are taking on this matter. Mike Tomlin, the esteemed head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, has made […] More
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Breaking: Steelers Coach Mike Tomlin Warns He Will Fire Players Who Kneel During National Anthem
The NFL has always been a stage for not only breathtaking games but also a place where cultural and political statements have found a home. Perhaps no issue has been as contentious and divisive in recent years as the protests during the national anthem. At the forefront of this discussion is Pittsburgh Steelers’ Head Coach, […] More
