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Breaking: “Non-Woke” Beer Company Inks $10 Million Deal with Riley Gaines
In the ever-evolving world of beer, a new development has captured the attention of both the industry and consumers alike. A “non-woke” beer company, known for its traditional values and straightforward approach, has just signed a groundbreaking $10 million deal with the multifaceted Riley Gaines. This decision stands in stark contrast to Bud Light’s previous […] More
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Breaking: Gordon Ramsay Takes Charge, Vows to Get “The View” Cancelled
There are a few constants in the world: the sun will rise, taxes are inevitable, and Gordon Ramsay will always be brutally honest. But recently, the Michelin-starred chef has taken his fiery energy from the kitchen to daytime television. In a surprising twist, Gordon Ramsay has now set his sights on the talk show “The […] More
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Breaking: Samsung Ends Partnership, Costing Megan Rapinoe $50 Million
In a twist of fate that could make even the most avid soccer fan wince, Megan Rapinoe’s recent missed penalty kick has left more than just the scoreboard disappointed. It seems that the repercussions of her errant shot have echoed beyond the pitch, reaching all the way to her endorsement deals. The latest victim of […] More
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Breaking: Major Brands Are Boycotting Megan Rapinoe Due To Elon Musk
In a turn of events that has left both sports fans and branding experts in awe, the aftermath of Megan Rapinoe’s failed penalty has set off a chain reaction that has led multiple brands to distance themselves from the soccer star. Interestingly, the catalyst behind this brand exodus has been none other than the enigmatic […] More
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‘Go Woke, Go Broke’: Megan Rapinoe Is Going Bankrupt
In a plot twist that no one saw coming, the world of sports and finance has collided in an unexpected saga involving soccer superstar Megan Rapinoe. News has broken that Rapinoe, known for her outspoken activism and impressive on-field skills, is facing significant financial setbacks due to a failed penalty against Sweden. While the sporting […] More
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Breaking: Nike Ends Partnership With Anti-American Megan Rapinoe, Resulting in a $100 Million Loss
In a stunning twist of fate, the much-hyped partnership between soccer star Megan Rapinoe and sportswear giant Nike has ended in a financial fiasco. Reports have emerged that the iconic brand suffered a staggering $100 million loss as a result of their association with the outspoken athlete. As the smoke clears from this colossal meltdown, […] More
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‘You Did More Damage Than Elon’: Anheuser-Busch Sues Whoopi Goldberg For $100 Billion
In a shocking turn of events, Anheuser-Busch, the parent company of Bud Light, has filed a lawsuit against actress and comedian Whoopi Goldberg, accusing her of causing more damage to the company’s brand than even Elon Musk’s controversial tweets. The staggering amount sought in damages? $100 billion. Just weeks after Goldberg was announced as the […] More
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Just in: Corporations on Edge as Mulvaney Threatens with Product Endorsements
“Buy this product, or I will!” If you’re wondering what this threat means, you’re not alone. For many, this might sound like an endorsement offer straight out of Bizarro World. But in today’s woke culture, these words carry a lot of weight, especially if they’re coming from someone as influential as Dylan Mulvaney. Yes, the […] More