Breaking: Bud Light Names Colin Kaepernick as Brand Ambassador
In a move that has left many spitting out their beer (hopefully not Bud Light), the iconic beverage brand has announced its newest brand ambassador: … Read more
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Breaking: Kid Rock Shoots A “Woke” Ford Truck, Claims “They’re Not Real”
In a bizarre turn of events that can only be described as the ultimate meltdown of machismo, the famous musician Kid Rock has taken his … Read more
Breaking: Kid Rock Spotted Drinking Bud Light; Claims ‘Bud Light’ Forced Him to Drink the Beer
In a tumultuous year for both Kid Rock and Bud Light, a new chapter has emerged that adds a curious twist to an ongoing public … Read more
‘I Won’t Go Woke’: Oliver Anthony Turns Down $10 Million Bud Light Endorsement Offer
In a move that left industry insiders, financial analysts, and beer enthusiasts scratching their heads, legendary musician and self-proclaimed nonconformist, Oliver Anthony, has emphatically turned … Read more
Breaking: Best Buy Is Facing a Boycott Worse Than Bud Light
In recent years, companies have been increasingly focused on social responsibility, striving to meet a more diverse and inclusive standard. But what happens when these … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Finally Replaced With A Non-Woke Beer
In a startling move designed to cater to an ever-growing market of those offended by the mere existence of societal progress, beer giant Anheuser-Busch has … Read more
Breaking: MLB Imposes Permanent Ban on Bud Light, Resulting in Billion-Dollar Losses for the Company
Oh, how the mighty have fallen! An announcement that would ordinarily be brushed aside as a satirical farce or an internet hoax has become the … Read more
Breaking: CMT Faces Bigger Boycott Than Bud Light After Cancelling Jason Aldean’s Hit ‘Try That In A Small Town’
In an unexpected turn of events more shocking than a hip-hop song at a country hoedown, Country Music Television (CMT) finds itself in the eye … Read more
Breaking: CMT Joins Forces with Bud Light, Continues to Lose Billions After Pulling Jason Aldean’s Hit
In a twist as unexpected as a line-dancing tutorial at a punk rock concert, two well-established industry giants, Country Music Television (CMT) and Bud Light, … Read more
Breaking: Anheuser-Busch Wins $50 Billion Lawsuit Against Whoopi Goldberg
In an unprecedented turn of events, Anheuser-Busch, the parent company of Bud Light, has emerged victorious in a surreal $50 billion lawsuit against Whoopi Goldberg. … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Faces Elon Musk On The View, Walks Out Crying
In what may go down as one of the most dramatic moments in talk show history, the indefatigable Whoopi Goldberg made a shocking exit from … Read more
Breaking: Elon Musk’s Tesla AI Tags Bud Light Trucks As ‘Woke’
In the latest twist of the ongoing Bud Light saga, Tesla’s self-driving cars have reportedly started to recognize Bud Light’s trucks as ‘woke.’ This unexpected … Read more