Just in: Bud Light Officially Dethroned As The Top Beer Due To ‘Wokeness’
In a significant shake-up in the American beer market, Bud Light has been dethroned by Modelo Especial as the top-selling beer in the United States, … Read more
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Just in: Bud Light Donates To Families Of Fallen Military Heroes To Compensate For All The ‘Wokeness’
While corporate goodwill and beer may seem like an unlikely pair, this is precisely the mix that’s brewing at the helm of Anheuser-Busch, the makers … Read more
Just in: Walmart Offers ‘Everyday Low Price, Just Take Them’ Amidst Declining Bud Light Sales
In a shocking development that’s likely to have economists and beer enthusiasts scratching their heads, Walmart, America’s largest retailer, has taken desperate measures to address … Read more
Just in: Bud Light Sales Skyrocket Following Twitter Endorsement by Elon Musk
In a remarkable reversal of fortunes, Anheuser-Busch’s Bud Light is experiencing a sales surge, and it’s all thanks to a little help from an unexpected … Read more