‘No More Wokeness Here’: Elon Musk Bans Pride Celebration At Twitter HQ
Ever since taking the helm of Twitter, Elon Musk has been no stranger to controversy and daring decisions. His latest move, however, may be his … Read more
‘We Hear You, Our Beer Is For Everyone’: Anheuser-Busch Responds To The Bud Light Boycott
The waves of tumult that have washed over the American beer market in recent times have been tumultuous, to say the least. And at the … Read more
Businesses Promoting ‘Wokeness’ See an 80% Decline in Their Sales
It seems as though there is a growing shift in the marketplace as several businesses that have jumped onto the ‘wokeness’ bandwagon are seeing a … Read more
Elon Musk: ‘Facebook Is Useless, Maybe I Should Buy It’
It was just another average Wednesday morning when the Twitter-sphere was graced with the latest brazen proclamation from SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk. “Facebook … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Takes on Biden Administration, ‘NOT Your Kids’
Twitter CEO and tech billionaire Elon Musk is no stranger to speaking his mind. Known for his candid commentary on a wide range of topics, … Read more
Just in: Bud Light Officially Dethroned As The Top Beer Due To ‘Wokeness’
In a significant shake-up in the American beer market, Bud Light has been dethroned by Modelo Especial as the top-selling beer in the United States, … Read more
New: Elon Musk Is Suing Whoopi Goldberg For ‘Hate Speech’
In a twist of events that could only be described as pure 2023, tech mogul and billionaire Elon Musk has decided to take legal action … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Is Now Banned From All U.S Sports Events
In an unprecedented turn of events, Bud Light, America’s much-beleaguered brew, has just been shown the proverbial red card from all U.S. games. Yes, you … Read more
Just in: Bud Light Donates To Families Of Fallen Military Heroes To Compensate For All The ‘Wokeness’
While corporate goodwill and beer may seem like an unlikely pair, this is precisely the mix that’s brewing at the helm of Anheuser-Busch, the makers … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Swiftly Declines Bud Light’s Plea for Twitter Endorsement
Elon Musk, the eccentric billionaire and tech mogul known for his playful antics and frank opinions on social media, has dismissed a recent request from … Read more
Just in: MTG Ignites Political Showdown Against Merrick Garland and Jack Smith with Move to Defund Investigation
In an audacious political move that transpired on Monday, Georgia’s Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene made public her intentions to compose an appropriations rider aimed at … Read more
Just in: Bud Light Approaches Elon Musk In A Desperate Bid For Revival
The ongoing Bud Light debacle has taken a strange new twist. After alienating consumers and suffering significant sales losses due to their ill-advised ‘woke’ marketing … Read more