Elon Musk: ‘Bill Gates is Evil, Going To Expose Him Soon’
What could possibly be more thrilling than watching one billionaire throw digital jabs at another? Just when you think the tech industry couldn’t get any … Read more
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Just in: Greta Thunberg Begs Elon Musk To Unban Her From Twitter
In a surprising turn of events, young climate activist Greta Thunberg, known for her ‘How Dare You’ speech at the United Nations, has been caught … Read more
Just in: Disney CEO Publicly Admits Wokeness, ‘Yes We’re Woke, There’s No Denying in It’
As the classic Disney tune goes, “When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true.” But in an unprecedented move, Disney CEO has publicly … Read more
‘No More Wokeness Here’: Elon Musk Bans Pride Celebration At Twitter HQ
Ever since taking the helm of Twitter, Elon Musk has been no stranger to controversy and daring decisions. His latest move, however, may be his … Read more
Businesses Promoting ‘Wokeness’ See an 80% Decline in Their Sales
It seems as though there is a growing shift in the marketplace as several businesses that have jumped onto the ‘wokeness’ bandwagon are seeing a … Read more
Elon Musk: ‘Facebook Is Useless, Maybe I Should Buy It’
It was just another average Wednesday morning when the Twitter-sphere was graced with the latest brazen proclamation from SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk. “Facebook … Read more
New: Elon Musk Is Suing Whoopi Goldberg For ‘Hate Speech’
In a twist of events that could only be described as pure 2023, tech mogul and billionaire Elon Musk has decided to take legal action … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Is Now Banned From All U.S Sports Events
In an unprecedented turn of events, Bud Light, America’s much-beleaguered brew, has just been shown the proverbial red card from all U.S. games. Yes, you … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Swiftly Declines Bud Light’s Plea for Twitter Endorsement
Elon Musk, the eccentric billionaire and tech mogul known for his playful antics and frank opinions on social media, has dismissed a recent request from … Read more
Just in: Bud Light Approaches Elon Musk In A Desperate Bid For Revival
The ongoing Bud Light debacle has taken a strange new twist. After alienating consumers and suffering significant sales losses due to their ill-advised ‘woke’ marketing … Read more
Just in: Corporations on Edge as Mulvaney Threatens with Product Endorsements
“Buy this product, or I will!” If you’re wondering what this threat means, you’re not alone. For many, this might sound like an endorsement offer … Read more
Just in: Target CEO Publicly Admits ‘Yes, We’re Woke’
In a surprising development, Brian Cornell, the CEO of Target Corporation, one of America’s leading retail giants, has publicly admitted, “Yes, we’re woke,” acknowledging the … Read more