Just in: Elon Musk Offers To Buy Anheuser Busch
After Anheuser Busch’s latest botched PR campaign with Dylan Mulvaney, Twitter CEO and meme fanatic Elon Musk has indicated an interest in purchasing the firm. … Read more
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Travis Tritt Ditches Bud Light on Tour After Dylan Mulvaney News
Country music star Travis Tritt has announced that he will no longer be serving Anheuser-Busch products on his tour after learning about the scandalous actions … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Just Set the Record Straight on Soros Funded DA Alvin Bragg
In a recent interview, billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk took aim at newly elected Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg, claiming that he was being funded … Read more
Elon Musk Clarifies: Billion-Dollar NPR Lawsuit is Not a ‘Joke’
Elon Musk, the well-known entrepreneur and billionaire, has made a surprising announcement that his lawsuit against National Public Radio (NPR) for a billion dollars is … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Files A Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against NPR
In a surprising turn of events, billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk has filed a lawsuit against National Public Radio (NPR) for alleged defamatory reporting. Musk … Read more
Anheuser-Busch Loses Nearly $4 Billion Following Partnership With Dylan Mulvaney
Anheuser-Busch, a well-known beer manufacturer, recently suffered a massive loss of nearly $4 billion due to their partnership with Dylan Mulvaney, a young entrepreneur. They … Read more
Bud Light Is Now Not Only Gluten-Free But Also Customer-Free, Thanks To Elon Musk
On Monday, Bud Light, a well-known beer brand, announced that it had lost a considerable number of its customers, and the reason behind it was … Read more
NBC Pulls Plug on ‘Unstable’ Alyssa Milano’s “Who’s The Boss” Reboot After Elon Musk’s Lawsuit
In a shocking turn of events, NBC has announced the cancellation of Alyssa Milano’s highly anticipated “Who’s The Boss” reboot, citing the actress’s “unstable” behavior … Read more
Elon Musk Demands Anheuser Busch CEO Be Fired ‘Immediately’ Over Bud Light Fiasco
In a surprising turn of events, tech billionaire Elon Musk has set his sights on the beer industry, demanding the immediate firing of Anheuser Busch’s … Read more
Bud Light Hit with Billion-Dollar Losses Following Elon Musk’s Brutal Twitter Takedown
In a bizarre turn of events, it seems that Twitter head Elon Musk may be partially to blame for Bud Light’s recent billion-dollar loss. The … Read more
Elon Musk Changes Twitter Bio to “Get Woke, Go Broke” Following Bud Light Fiasco
In a surprising move, Twitter head Elon Musk changed his Twitter bio to “Get Woke, Go Broke” in response to the recent Bud Light fiasco. … Read more
Elon Musk’s Call for Boycott of Bud Light Leads to 80% Drop in Sales
In a surprising move, Twitter CEO and tech billionaire Elon Musk have called on the public to boycott one of America’s most popular beers, Bud … Read more