Just in: Instagram Is Down Worldwide, All Thanks To Twitter Head Elon Musk?
In an unprecedented event that has taken the digital world by storm, Instagram has gone down globally, and you’ll never guess who’s behind it – … Read more
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Breaking: Anheuser-Busch CEO Publicly Admits ‘Yes, We’re Woke’
Michel Doukeris, CEO of Anheuser-Busch, the beer behemoth behind brands like Bud Light, Budweiser, and Stella Artois, recently decided to throw a curveball into the … Read more
Just in: Target Goes ‘Ultra Woke’, Faces Backlash Bigger Than Bud Light
The wave of social progressivism sweeping across various sectors of the business world has led to some of the biggest and most renowned brands taking … Read more
Just in: Walmart Offers ‘Everyday Low Price, Just Take Them’ Amidst Declining Bud Light Sales
In a shocking development that’s likely to have economists and beer enthusiasts scratching their heads, Walmart, America’s largest retailer, has taken desperate measures to address … Read more
Just in: Miller Lite Admits ‘Woke’ Ad Campaign Was A Big Mistake
At the heart of any successful business is the courage to take risks and, more importantly, the ability to acknowledge and learn from mistakes. The … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Teases Potential McDonald’s Acquisition To ‘Fix Their Ice Cream Machines’
Elon Musk, the unorthodox tech magnate, SpaceX visionary, and Tesla’s formidable frontman, has always been known to make headlines. This time, the cause célèbre is … Read more
Just In: Following Bud Light, Miller Lite’s Sales Plummet After ‘Woke’ Ad Campaign
In the aftermath of Bud Light’s infamous advertising faux pas, the beer industry has been walking on eggshells, cautious not to incite another public relations … Read more
Just in: Bud Light Sales Skyrocket Following Twitter Endorsement by Elon Musk
In a remarkable reversal of fortunes, Anheuser-Busch’s Bud Light is experiencing a sales surge, and it’s all thanks to a little help from an unexpected … Read more
Fox Announces Replacement Show with Dylan Mulvaney Following Tucker Carlson’s Firing
In the most confounding twist in television history since the finale of “Lost,” Fox News, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to fill the void … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Responds to Whoopi Goldberg’s Twitter Show Proposal
In a bizarre twist of events, it appears that Whoopi Goldberg, the Emmy-winning talk show host and actress, has tried to throw her hat into … Read more
Just in: Anheuser-Busch Rebrands Bud Light, Now Betting on Veterans-Themed Cans to Boost Sales
The beer industry is nothing if not adaptive. In the wake of declining sales and what has been dubbed the ‘Dylan Bud Light fiasco,’ Anheuser-Busch … Read more
Just in: Anheuser-Busch Begs Elon Musk For A Bud Light Twitter Campaign Amid Declining Sales
In a turn of events that will surely be remembered as a key moment in the “Great Beer Wars,” the beleaguered Anheuser-Busch company has resorted … Read more