Just in: Elon Musk Responds to Whoopi Goldberg’s Twitter Show Proposal
In a bizarre twist of events, it appears that Whoopi Goldberg, the Emmy-winning talk show host and actress, has tried to throw her hat into … Read more
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Just in: Anheuser-Busch Rebrands Bud Light, Now Betting on Veterans-Themed Cans to Boost Sales
The beer industry is nothing if not adaptive. In the wake of declining sales and what has been dubbed the ‘Dylan Bud Light fiasco,’ Anheuser-Busch … Read more
Just in: Anheuser-Busch Begs Elon Musk For A Bud Light Twitter Campaign Amid Declining Sales
In a turn of events that will surely be remembered as a key moment in the “Great Beer Wars,” the beleaguered Anheuser-Busch company has resorted … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Rejects Bud Light’s $250M Twitter Marketing Campaign
In an unprecedented twist that had Silicon Valley chortling into their kale smoothies, Twitter Kingpin and renowned space cowboy, Elon Musk, shrugged off Anheuser-Busch’s massive … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Files A Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against The View And Whoopi Goldberg
In an unprecedented turn of events that could have been ripped straight from the pages of a sci-fi novel, tech titan Elon Musk, the mercurial … Read more
‘I’m With Tucker’: Elon Musk Calls For Fox News Boycott
In a satirical turn of events, Elon Musk, the enigmatic CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, has called for a boycott of Fox News while simultaneously … Read more
Don Lemon Desperate to Jump Ship to Tucker Carlson’s Media Empire with Elon Musk
In an unexpected twist, recently fired CNN anchor Don Lemon has expressed interest in joining the new media empire being forged by Tucker Carlson and … Read more
Just in: Fox News Desperately Woos Tucker Carlson Back Amid High-Profile Elon Musk Partnership
In a shocking twist of events, Fox News is said to be begging Tucker Carlson to return to his previous position after news of his … Read more
Just in: Annerbusch To Rebrand Bud Light as ‘Bud Elon’ in a Daring Tribute to Elon Musk
In a daring display of corporate agility and opportunism, Annerbusch, the brewery behind the iconic American beer Bud Light, has decided to pivot its marketing … Read more
Epic Viral Video Shows Bud Light Stands Deserted at Boston Red Sox Game
In a bizarre yet hilarious turn of events, a recent viral video showcased the absolute absence of lines at Bud Light stands during a Boston … Read more
Anheuser-Busch CEO Claims Elon Musk’s ‘Misinformation’ Tweets Sunk Bud Light Sales
In a surprising turn of events, Anheuser-Busch CEO Michel Doukeris has attributed Bud Light’s dramatic sales decline to Twitter magnate Elon Musk. Doukeris argues that … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Buys Out Vice.com to Personally Fire Everyone
In a move that has left the tech and media worlds reeling, eccentric billionaire Elon Musk has acquired the edgy news outlet Vice.com. But the … Read more