Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Fired From ‘The View’ Amidst Tucker Carlson’s Lawsuit
In a shocking turn of events that’s left talk show fans reeling, Whoopi Goldberg, the heart and soul of “The View,” has been shown the … Read more
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Breaking: Tucker Carlson Files A Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Whoopi Goldberg For ‘Defamatory’ Comments
In a twist worthy of a daytime drama, Fox News pundit Tucker Carlson has slapped a gargantuan lawsuit against Whoopi Goldberg for what he calls … Read more
NHL Teams: No More Pride Outfits, ‘We Look Stupid’
In a move that left even the Zamboni driver slack-jawed, the National Hockey League (NHL) announced this week that they would discontinue their use of … Read more
‘It’s Become A Distraction’: NHL Halts Use of Specialty Sweaters Following ‘Pride Celebration Backlash’
In an unforeseen move, the National Hockey League (NHL) has decreed that there will no longer be any specialty sweaters worn during the warmup phase … Read more
Just in: Bill Gates Files A $100 Billion Lawsuit Against Elon Musk After Twitter Exposé
As the world continues to reel from the revelations made by Twitter CEO Elon Musk about the infamous tech mogul Bill Gates, the situation has … Read more
New: Bud Light Messes It Up Again, Introduces A New Rainbow Themed Beer Can To Support ‘Wokeness’
It seems that Bud Light is on a roll these days, and unfortunately, it’s not in a good way. In a classic example of “if … Read more
Just in: Gordon Ramsay Throws Whoopi Goldberg Out Of His Restaurant, Bans Her For Life
In an event that feels like it was torn right out of a crossover episode of ‘Kitchen Nightmares’ and ‘The View’, world-renowned celebrity chef Gordon … Read more
Elon Musk: ‘Woke Mind Virus Should Be Destroyed Just Like Bud Light’
In a startling twist of events, Tesla CEO and Twitter’s newest kingpin, Elon Musk, has drawn an analogy that is as unusual as his regular … Read more
OceanGate Announces Tragic Loss of ‘Titan’ Submarine Passengers, Confirming Fears of Worst Outcome
This afternoon, OceanGate, a renowned company specialising in undersea explorations, confronted a devastating reality: the disappearance of their ‘Titan’ submersible and the presumed loss of … Read more
Just in: Musk and Zuck Prepare for Epic Cage Fight, Winner Gets Facebook or Twitter
In an unprecedented twist of events, two of the world’s most influential tech moguls, Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, and Mark Zuckerberg, … Read more
Breaking: Elon Musk Completely Exposed Bill Gates On Twitter, Might Be Imprisoned Soon
When it comes to giants of the tech world, none stand taller than Elon Musk and Bill Gates. Elon Musk, the mercurial CEO of Twitter … Read more
Greta Thunberg: ‘The world ended on June 21, 2023, and we’re living in a simulation now.’
After weathering cataclysmic hurricanes, devastating forest fires, and countless celebrity TikTok dance-offs, humanity met a surprising end on June 21, 2023. At least, that’s according … Read more