Alex Bruno
Okay, folks! Did you just sense the whispers around you? Let me bomb this hot, straight from Tinseltown! The famous A-lister actor George has been thrown out of Warner Bros.’s studio! But why? Because he is spreading his creepiness.., Well, George, why do you do this? Can’t you stop?
You know, guys, George Clooney has been obsessed with himself… Of course, why won’t he? He has a God-gifted smile that could light up the room. And he’s got a few fancy awards as well. Well, he does what he thinks is “fancy,” but actually it’s creepy. I feel sorry for him…
Some sources close to the WB studio (okay, it was the janitor) said that Clooney was “spreading his creepiness wherever he went.” Oops!
Now, I know, folks, what you’re thinking, “What’s wrong with being’ a little creepy, especially when you’re Hollywood’s top star?” Well, let me tell you, George took it to the next level! You can’t even imagine.
But let’s face the reality, he was always lurking here and there in the studio, offering his unwanted advice and telling the same old stories about his glory days in the ER. Okay, Dr. Ross, people had it enough. I mean, who doesn’t love a good “I’m a doctor, but not really” story? But come on, George! The staff was starting to think he was the studio’s creepy uncle.
Although it was enough to be creepy, that wasn’t the worst of it, folks! George kept trying to mentor junior actresses and offering them guidance and support. Come on, we all know what this means… I’m pretty sure that’s some kinda code for “I’m a creepy old dude who wants to hang out with me.” No, thank you, Clooney!
Okay, your beloved Democrats are gonna come after me for this, saying, “I’m just a big meanie for calling out their chi-chi Clooney. But let me tell you, folks, this guy has been coasting on his good looks and charm for far too long. It’s time someone took him down a peg!
And don’t even bring up his so-called “humanitarianism.”. Please, George, if you really cared about the people who honestly needed your help, you’d be out there making a real deal. Not only posing for pictures with refugees and calling it a day.
So, here you go, Americans! George Clooney is the creepy, self-obsessed has-been that Hollywood just can’t seem to get rid of. But at least he’s still consistent in maintaining his fame, perhaps with his creepiness this time? No?
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If you’re gonna be a creepy old uncle, or, I must say, a creepy bad old dude,. At least try to maintain some decency to do it with some class. And George, if you’re reading this, just know that you’re not as charming as you think you are, and your “charm” ain’t gonna get you out of this one creep!
Stay tuned, peeps! And let me know your thoughts… Was he really spreading his creepiness? Or was this just another example of his commitment to his art? Either way, Hollywood wouldn’t be the same without George Clooney keeping everyone on their toes.
