Just in: Bad Bunny Set to Perform at Boston’s “No Kings” Protest, “Only 1,500 Signed Up”
BOSTON, MA — Global reggaeton star Bad Bunny is set to headline a new kind of show — and not the one his fans were … Read more
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Just In: Elon Musk Buys ABC For $10 Billion, Cancels The View Immediately After Acquisition
In a move that could only be described as peak 2025 energy, billionaire tech overlord and part-time space cowboy Elon Musk has reportedly purchased ABC … Read more
George Strait Joins Kid Rock for All-American Superbowl Halftime Show, Replacing Bad Bunny
It’s official: America just traded reggaeton for red, white, and yee-haw. The NFL has confirmed that country legend George Strait will join Kid Rock for … Read more
Breaking: Erika Kirk Files A $100 Million Lawsuit Against George Soros For Defaming Charlie Kirk
Phoenix, AZ — In a surprise move that has roiled conservative and media circles alike, Erika Kirk, widow of the late Charlie Kirk and current … Read more
Elon Musk Pledges $50 Million to Fuel TPUSA’s All-American Super Bowl Halftime Show
In a move that stunned both political watchers and music industry insiders, Elon Musk has publicly committed $50 million to support Turning Point USA’s upcoming … Read more
Kid Rock Declines $10 Million To Sing National Anthem At The Next Super Bowl: “I’d Do It For Free”
In a world where A-list performers measure patriotism by the size of the paycheck, Kid Rock just turned the music industry upside down by doing … Read more
NFL Cancels Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Performance Due To Low Ticket Sales: “It’s Official, We’re Going For Kid Rock”
In what experts are already calling “the most shocking musical reversal since Fyre Fest booked Ja Rule,” the NFL announced early Monday that Bad Bunny’s … Read more
Thousands Gather Outside Turning Point USA HQ on Charlie Kirk’s Birthday Wearing “Freedom” T-Shirts
It was a scene equal parts political rally, county fair, and patriotic fashion show.On what would have been Charlie Kirk’s 32nd birthday, thousands of supporters … Read more
Elon Musk Announces $1 Billion Donation To Turning Point USA On Charlie Kirk’s Birthday: “His Mission Should Continue”
In a stunning twist that no one on Twitter saw coming—mostly because the algorithm was busy boosting cat memes—Elon Musk has announced a $1 billion … Read more
Turning Point USA Sells Out All Halftime Show Tickets in Under 1 Hour After Announcing Kid Rock
In a turn of events that has left both Hollywood agents and Miami ticket scalpers weeping into their oat milk, Turning Point USA’s upcoming “All … Read more
Tucker Carlson Joins The Charlie Kirk Show, Breaks All Records: 100 Million Views in 24 Hours
In an unprecedented media moment that managed to unite the entire internet for exactly three hours, Tucker Carlson’s appearance on The Charlie Kirk Show, now … Read more
Carrie Underwood and Kid Rock to Headline Super Bowl Halftime Show Replacing Bad Bunny
In a stunning plot twist that no one saw coming but every Facebook uncle predicted, the NFL announced today that Carrie Underwood and Kid Rock … Read more