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Breaking: Mark Zuckerberg Is All Set to Watch ‘Woke’ ‘Barbie’ Movie in a Pink Frock
In a surprising turn of events that nobody anticipated, Mark Zuckerberg, the tech maven and Facebook (sorry, Meta Platforms Inc.) founder, has declared his intention to watch the contentious ‘woke’ ‘Barbie’ movie. However, it’s not just the fact that he’s going to watch the film that has us raising our eyebrows. In a delightful twist […] More
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Breaking: ‘Woke’ Disney Loses Almost $100 Billion Due To Recent Box Office Flops
In an unforeseen turn of cosmic events, Disney, the once undisputed titan of the entertainment world, has somehow managed to lose an amount that would make even Scrooge McDuck flinch – almost $100 billion. As audiences reject the recent flurry of ‘woke’ reinterpretations, one can’t help but wonder if Disney might have had a better […] More
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Breaking: New ‘Barbie’ Movie Flops Badly At The Box Office Due To ‘Wokeness’
In a shocking turn of events, the highly-anticipated 2023 American fantasy-comedy, ‘Barbie,’ directed by the innovative Greta Gerwig, has stumbled and fallen flat at the box office, despite its star-studded cast and rave reviews from critics. The film boasts the exceptional acting talent of Margot Robbie as the eponymous character, Barbie, and Ryan Gosling as […] More
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Breaking: Woke Target Loses $9 Billion Due To Increasing Boycott
Target, a well-known retail giant once favored by suburban mothers across the nation, has recently faced a severe setback in the stock market. This comes as a result of growing consumer dissent over a number of issues, most notably a “tuck-friendly” women’s swimsuit and a Pride collection developed by a designer with alleged ties to […] More
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Go Woke, Go Broke: Disney Is On The Verge Of Becoming Broke Due To Their Woke Agenda
**Wokeness Woes: Is Disney’s Piggy Bank Crumbling Due to Its Progressive Policies?** It’s a turbulent time for the Mouse House as Disney, the cherished entertainment giant known for princesses, talking animals, and wholesome family fun, teeters on the edge of bankruptcy. The culprit behind the looming fiscal calamity? Disney’s dedication to “wokeness,” as some critics […] More
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Just in: Elon Musk Swiftly Declines Bud Light’s Plea for Twitter Endorsement
Elon Musk, the eccentric billionaire and tech mogul known for his playful antics and frank opinions on social media, has dismissed a recent request from Bud Light to endorse their brand. In a surprising turn of events, Bud Light, one of America’s largest beer brands, approached Musk in a desperate bid to boost their brand […] More
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Just in: Corporations on Edge as Mulvaney Threatens with Product Endorsements
“Buy this product, or I will!” If you’re wondering what this threat means, you’re not alone. For many, this might sound like an endorsement offer straight out of Bizarro World. But in today’s woke culture, these words carry a lot of weight, especially if they’re coming from someone as influential as Dylan Mulvaney. Yes, the […] More
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Just in: Target CEO Publicly Admits ‘Yes, We’re Woke’
In a surprising development, Brian Cornell, the CEO of Target Corporation, one of America’s leading retail giants, has publicly admitted, “Yes, we’re woke,” acknowledging the company’s progressive stance on social issues. This statement came in the wake of intense controversy and financial setbacks for the company tied to its decision to offer Pride-themed merchandise aimed […] More
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Elon Musk: ‘Nobody Wants To Watch Woke Movies’
Elon Musk, the entrepreneurial titan behind companies like SpaceX and Tesla, has never been one to mince his words. In a world where public figures often walk on eggshells, Musk’s candor is both refreshing and, at times, contentious. One such occasion of his unfiltered expression happened recently when Musk put forth his views on modern […] More
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Just in: ‘Woke’ Twitter Employees Leave The Company
A flurry of feathers in Silicon Valley this week as Twitter’s so-called “woke” employee base collectively handed in their two weeks’ notice. This mass exit, a seismic tremor in the world of tech, coincides with the recent ascension of Elon Musk, the unconventional business tycoon, to Twitter’s leadership role. Elon Musk, the enigmatic maverick behind […] More
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Just in: Elon Musk Fires The Remaining ‘Woke’ Employees From Twitter
In an unprecedented and highly controversial move, Elon Musk, the maverick leader at the helm of Twitter, has reportedly dismissed the remaining ‘woke’ employees from the social media giant. This unexpected decision has sent ripples across Silicon Valley, stirring up heated debates about corporate culture, diversity, and the future of work. Elon Musk is no […] More
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in FeaturedJust in: No Signs Of Bud Light BoyCott Slowing Down
In the heart of a bustling, digitized era where consumers are as vocal as ever, Bud Light, one of America’s staple beer brands, finds itself embroiled in a controversy of remarkable persistence. A significant boycott, sparked by a marketing strategy that has ruffled the feathers of many, continues to wage on with little indication of […] More
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