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    Breaking: Mark Zuckerberg Is All Set to Watch ‘Woke’ ‘Barbie’ Movie in a Pink Frock

    In a surprising turn of events that nobody anticipated, Mark Zuckerberg, the tech maven and Facebook (sorry, Meta Platforms Inc.) founder, has declared his intention to watch the contentious ‘woke’ ‘Barbie’ movie. However, it’s not just the fact that he’s going to watch the film that has us raising our eyebrows. In a delightful twist […] More

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    Breaking: New ‘Barbie’ Movie Flops Badly At The Box Office Due To ‘Wokeness’

    In a shocking turn of events, the highly-anticipated 2023 American fantasy-comedy, ‘Barbie,’ directed by the innovative Greta Gerwig, has stumbled and fallen flat at the box office, despite its star-studded cast and rave reviews from critics. The film boasts the exceptional acting talent of Margot Robbie as the eponymous character, Barbie, and Ryan Gosling as […] More

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    Go Woke, Go Broke: Disney Is On The Verge Of Becoming Broke Due To Their Woke Agenda

    **Wokeness Woes: Is Disney’s Piggy Bank Crumbling Due to Its Progressive Policies?** It’s a turbulent time for the Mouse House as Disney, the cherished entertainment giant known for princesses, talking animals, and wholesome family fun, teeters on the edge of bankruptcy. The culprit behind the looming fiscal calamity? Disney’s dedication to “wokeness,” as some critics […] More

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    Just in: Target CEO Publicly Admits ‘Yes, We’re Woke’

    In a surprising development, Brian Cornell, the CEO of Target Corporation, one of America’s leading retail giants, has publicly admitted, “Yes, we’re woke,” acknowledging the company’s progressive stance on social issues. This statement came in the wake of intense controversy and financial setbacks for the company tied to its decision to offer Pride-themed merchandise aimed […] More

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    Elon Musk: ‘Nobody Wants To Watch Woke Movies’

    Elon Musk, the entrepreneurial titan behind companies like SpaceX and Tesla, has never been one to mince his words. In a world where public figures often walk on eggshells, Musk’s candor is both refreshing and, at times, contentious. One such occasion of his unfiltered expression happened recently when Musk put forth his views on modern […] More

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    Just in: ‘Woke’ Twitter Employees Leave The Company

    A flurry of feathers in Silicon Valley this week as Twitter’s so-called “woke” employee base collectively handed in their two weeks’ notice. This mass exit, a seismic tremor in the world of tech, coincides with the recent ascension of Elon Musk, the unconventional business tycoon, to Twitter’s leadership role. Elon Musk, the enigmatic maverick behind […] More

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    Just in: Elon Musk Fires The Remaining ‘Woke’ Employees From Twitter

    In an unprecedented and highly controversial move, Elon Musk, the maverick leader at the helm of Twitter, has reportedly dismissed the remaining ‘woke’ employees from the social media giant. This unexpected decision has sent ripples across Silicon Valley, stirring up heated debates about corporate culture, diversity, and the future of work. Elon Musk is no […] More

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    Just in: No Signs Of Bud Light BoyCott Slowing Down

    In the heart of a bustling, digitized era where consumers are as vocal as ever, Bud Light, one of America’s staple beer brands, finds itself embroiled in a controversy of remarkable persistence. A significant boycott, sparked by a marketing strategy that has ruffled the feathers of many, continues to wage on with little indication of […] More

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