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    Breaking: Bill Gates Offers to Buy Twitter

    “In a shocking turn of events, billionaire philanthropist and tech mogul Bill Gates announced today that he is offering to purchase Twitter, the popular social media platform known for its brevity and real-time news updates. “When asked why he would want to buy a social media platform that’s already owned by another billionaire tech mogul, […] More

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    Just in: Musk To Release Twitter’s ‘Soros Files’

    There are reportedly a few server rooms located down in the basement of the Twitter headquarters that contain the private and undiscovered documents that the company’s former owners locked up and forgot about. They may hold really significant and destructive information, as Elon Musk has shown. Joe Barron, one of the few surviving original workers […] More

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    Whoopi uninvited to Lisa Marie Presley’s funeral, but Elon Musk says ‘not on my watch’

    In a shocking turn of events, it was announced yesterday that talk show host Whoopi Goldberg has been uninvited to the funeral of Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of the late Elvis Presley. The decision was reportedly made by Presley’s family, who cited “creative differences” as the reason for the snub. But while the Presley family […] More

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    Elon Musk’s Latest Venture: Colonizing Mars with Twitter Users

    In a surprise announcement, tech visionary Elon Musk revealed his latest project: colonizing Mars with Twitter users. “I’ve always been interested in space travel, and I think it’s time we take the next step as a species and start building a new home on Mars,” said Musk in a tweet. “And what better way to […] More

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    “We can’t let the American people stay in the dark”: Elon Musk to publish entire contents of Hunter Biden’s Laptop on Twitter

    In a shocking announcement today, tech mogul Elon Musk announced that he will be publishing the entire contents of Hunter Biden’s laptop on Twitter. “I’ve been looking for a new project to sink my teeth into,” said Musk, “and I think this one will be a real doozy. I’ve always been fascinated by politics, and […] More

  • Elon Musk Trump Twitter Merger

    Just in: Elon Musk, Trump agree to a Twitter and Truth Social merger

    In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump and tech mogul Elon Musk have announced their plans to merge their companies, Truth Social and Twitter, in an effort to create the ultimate platform for spreading misinformation and conspiracy theories. The merger, set to take place in the coming weeks, will allow users to […] More

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    ”Elon Musk is a complete douchebag”: Jane Fonda Pays the Price for Bashing Elon Musk on Twitter

    Elon Musk is not an incompetent fool. The purchase of Twitter in its entirety for the express goal of drawing attention to the significance of the First Amendment is essential to the sovereignty of the United States. Additionally, it is fairly effective in digging up previous dark implications regarding the overreach of the government. It […] More

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    Just in: Elon Musk slashes Twitter benefits; cuts meals, ‘family planning’

    According to the managing editor of Platformer, Zoe Schiffer, Twitter CEO Elon Musk is reportedly cutting down on staff perks. After acquiring the social networking site in October, he has made a number of contentious cost-cutting decisions, and this is the most recent. NEW: Twitter is cutting employee benefits starting this quarter. Commuter benefits, family […] More

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    Breaking: Elon Musk Will Name a Conservative Woman New Chief Twit

    After finding a successor, Elon Musk will leave his position as CEO of Twitter. According to early indications, it may take months or perhaps years to fill his performance. However, a recent development suggests Musk could find the conservative lady he’s hunting for to be just what he needs. The billionaire is presently debating whether […] More

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