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in SatireBreaking: Bill Gates Offers to Buy Twitter
“In a shocking turn of events, billionaire philanthropist and tech mogul Bill Gates announced today that he is offering to purchase Twitter, the popular social media platform known for its brevity and real-time news updates. “When asked why he would want to buy a social media platform that’s already owned by another billionaire tech mogul, […] More
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in SatireJust in: Musk To Release Twitter’s ‘Soros Files’
There are reportedly a few server rooms located down in the basement of the Twitter headquarters that contain the private and undiscovered documents that the company’s former owners locked up and forgot about. They may hold really significant and destructive information, as Elon Musk has shown. Joe Barron, one of the few surviving original workers […] More
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in SatireWhoopi uninvited to Lisa Marie Presley’s funeral, but Elon Musk says ‘not on my watch’
In a shocking turn of events, it was announced yesterday that talk show host Whoopi Goldberg has been uninvited to the funeral of Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of the late Elvis Presley. The decision was reportedly made by Presley’s family, who cited “creative differences” as the reason for the snub. But while the Presley family […] More
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in SatireElon Musk’s Latest Venture: Colonizing Mars with Twitter Users
In a surprise announcement, tech visionary Elon Musk revealed his latest project: colonizing Mars with Twitter users. “I’ve always been interested in space travel, and I think it’s time we take the next step as a species and start building a new home on Mars,” said Musk in a tweet. “And what better way to […] More
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in Satire“BREAKING: Elon Musk Pulls the Plug on California, Twitter Relocates to Texas!”
In a shocking move, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced that he will be leaving California and taking his company, Twitter, with him to the great state of Texas. “I’m tired of the high taxes and regulations in California,” said Musk in a tweet, “I’m taking my business to a state that knows how to […] More
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in Satire“We can’t let the American people stay in the dark”: Elon Musk to publish entire contents of Hunter Biden’s Laptop on Twitter
In a shocking announcement today, tech mogul Elon Musk announced that he will be publishing the entire contents of Hunter Biden’s laptop on Twitter. “I’ve been looking for a new project to sink my teeth into,” said Musk, “and I think this one will be a real doozy. I’ve always been fascinated by politics, and […] More
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in SatireJust in: Elon Musk, Trump agree to a Twitter and Truth Social merger
In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump and tech mogul Elon Musk have announced their plans to merge their companies, Truth Social and Twitter, in an effort to create the ultimate platform for spreading misinformation and conspiracy theories. The merger, set to take place in the coming weeks, will allow users to […] More
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in SatireJust in: Elon Musk Says All Verified Users Will Own a Piece of Twitter
As the new owner of Twitter, Elon Musk, attempts to steer the company toward the future of social media, the platform has evolved into a dynamic landscape of ideas. Musk is unconcerned despite the fact that the firm is losing $4 million every single day. He is well aware that the sum of money is […] More
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Elon Musk to Juanita Broaddrick: Twitter’s Fauci Files Are Coming Soon!
This new tease from Elon Musk about what’s on the horizon is possibly the most encouraging sign yet that he will continue to run roughshod over the so-called elites. Elon Musk is now publicly hinting at one of the greatest bombshells ever after providing independent journalists with reams of material that exposed the long-suspected, and […] More
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in Satire”Elon Musk is a complete douchebag”: Jane Fonda Pays the Price for Bashing Elon Musk on Twitter
Elon Musk is not an incompetent fool. The purchase of Twitter in its entirety for the express goal of drawing attention to the significance of the First Amendment is essential to the sovereignty of the United States. Additionally, it is fairly effective in digging up previous dark implications regarding the overreach of the government. It […] More
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Just in: Elon Musk slashes Twitter benefits; cuts meals, ‘family planning’
According to the managing editor of Platformer, Zoe Schiffer, Twitter CEO Elon Musk is reportedly cutting down on staff perks. After acquiring the social networking site in October, he has made a number of contentious cost-cutting decisions, and this is the most recent. NEW: Twitter is cutting employee benefits starting this quarter. Commuter benefits, family […] More
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in SatireBreaking: Elon Musk Will Name a Conservative Woman New Chief Twit
After finding a successor, Elon Musk will leave his position as CEO of Twitter. According to early indications, it may take months or perhaps years to fill his performance. However, a recent development suggests Musk could find the conservative lady he’s hunting for to be just what he needs. The billionaire is presently debating whether […] More
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