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Just in: Elon Musk Fires The Remaining ‘Woke’ Employees From Twitter
In an unprecedented and highly controversial move, Elon Musk, the maverick leader at the helm of Twitter, has reportedly dismissed the remaining ‘woke’ employees from the social media giant. This unexpected decision has sent ripples across Silicon Valley, stirring up heated debates about corporate culture, diversity, and the future of work. Elon Musk is no […] More
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Just in: Elon Musk Rejects Bud Light’s $250M Twitter Marketing Campaign
In an unprecedented twist that had Silicon Valley chortling into their kale smoothies, Twitter Kingpin and renowned space cowboy, Elon Musk, shrugged off Anheuser-Busch’s massive $250 million Bud Light marketing campaign like dandruff off a thrift store blazer. The news left the beer titan flatter than a week-old open beer can, while Twitter users gleefully […] More
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Elon Musk offers to buy TikTok amid Congress showdown
Palo Alto, California – In the midst of the ongoing congressional showdown over the future of the popular social media app TikTok, Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk has thrown his hat into the ring with an unexpected proposal: he wants to buy the app himself. Musk’s proposal comes amid growing concerns about the potential […] More
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Breaking: Elon Musk confirms he’s buying Facebook
Breaking news from the tech world has set the internet abuzz, as Elon Musk confirms rumors that he’s buying Facebook. The bold move by the Tesla and SpaceX CEO is expected to send shockwaves through Silicon Valley, with many wondering what the future holds for the social media giant. Musk, who is no stranger to […] More
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‘You’re Next, Facebook’: Elon Musk is going to buy Facebook
In an unexpected twist of events in the Silicon Valley narrative, Twitter’s Chief Executive, Elon Musk, has reportedly set his sights on the purchase of Facebook. A mastermind of Mars colonization, Musk aims to conquer Earth’s cyberspace. Before you raise your eyebrows, remember this is the same man who put a cherry-red Tesla Roadster into […] More