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Breaking: Jerry Jones Urges Dallas Cowboys to Kneel During Anthem; Team Retorts, ‘We Stand Our Ground’
It was a typical Sunday morning in Arlington, Texas. The Dallas Cowboys were preparing for their next game, gearing up in their locker room, focusing on the plays and strategies they’d spent the week perfecting. However, something was different on this particular morning. Jerry Jones, the owner and general manager of the Dallas Cowboys, entered […] More
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Mike Tomlin: Anthem Kneelers “Hate America” and Will Be Fired On Spot
In a shocking turn of events, Pittsburgh Steelers’ head coach, Mike Tomlin, has issued an audacious directive which is sure to set tongues wagging not only in the football world but also in living rooms across America. In a post-practice press conference, Tomlin stated that any player who chooses to kneel during the national anthem […] More
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in FeaturedNew: LA Dodgers’ Honor to Anti-Catholic Drag Group Draws Sparse Crowd
In a society growing ever more sensitive to diversity and acceptance, a recent incident at the LA Dodgers stadium struck a dissonant note. The LA Dodgers decided to host and honor the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, a well-known drag group renowned for their deliberate mockery of Catholicism. The group dresses in elaborate, often grotesque parodies […] More
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in SatireElon Musk Shows Support For Donald Trump After His Arrest Yesterday
In a truly shocking move, Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, has publicly declared his support for former US President Donald Trump, who was arrested yesterday on multiple charges. In a tweet that has since gone viral, Musk expressed his solidarity with the disgraced former leader, writing: “I stand with […] More
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in SatireWhoopi Goldberg begs Elon Musk to reinstate her Twitter account
In a bizarre turn of events, beloved actress and television personality Whoopi Goldberg has found herself the latest casualty in the battle for Twitter’s soul. Her account, known for its wit, charm, and hilarious emojis, was unceremoniously suspended last week. The reason? Apparently, she dared to question the nutritional value of Elon Musk’s proposed Mars […] More
