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in SatireBreaking: Michael Jordan Declines Tractor Supply Co’s $1 Billion Endorsement, “Wokeness Is Mind Destroyer”
In an unexpected move, basketball legend Michael Jordan has turned down a $1 billion endorsement deal from Tractor Supply Co, citing concerns over the company’s recent shift towards a more progressive, socially conscious business model. Jordan’s decision, accompanied by a blunt statement that “wokeness is a mind destroyer,” has sparked widespread discussion and debate, highlighting […] More
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in SatireBreaking: USA Team Loses Almost $500 Million in Endorsements After Removal of Caitlin Clark
In a stunning turn of events, the USA women’s basketball team has found itself at the center of a financial and public relations crisis. The recent removal of Caitlin Clark, one of the most promising and popular players, from the team has led to an unprecedented loss of almost $500 million in endorsements. This decision […] More
