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in SatireTaylor Swift Halts Eras Tour Amid Endorsement Backlash, “We Were Only Able to Sell 2,300 Tickets”
In a shocking twist that has left both fans and political commentators reeling, Taylor Swift has been forced to cancel several dates of her wildly successful Eras tour after ticket sales took a nosedive. The culprit? A fierce backlash following Swift’s highly publicized endorsement of Vice President Kamala Harris for the 2024 presidential election. What […] More
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Travis Kelce Follows Taylor Swift, Endorses Kamala Harris: ‘Taylor Made the Right Call’
In a political move that no one saw coming—except, perhaps, those closely following the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce romance saga—NFL superstar Travis Kelce has officially endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris for the 2024 election. Kelce, best known for his touchdown celebrations and hosting Saturday Night Live, is now making headlines for stepping off the football field […] More
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in SatireTaylor Swift’s Eras Tour Sells Only 2,000 Tickets After Harris Endorsement Sparks Major Fan Backlash
In what could only be described as an unthinkable twist for the world’s pop music darling, Taylor Swift’s much-anticipated Eras Tour has sold a shockingly low 2,000 tickets following her controversial political endorsement. Yes, the woman who famously shut down Ticketmaster with the sheer demand for her tickets now finds herself performing to a stadium […] More
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in SatireTaylor Swift’s Big Endorsement Costs Her $125 Million In Brand Deals
In a move that has left corporate sponsors shaking in their boardrooms and Swifties questioning their life choices, pop icon Taylor Swift has reportedly lost brand deals worth $125 million. The reason? Her latest, now-infamous political endorsement. You’d think after surviving Kanye, Scooter Braun, and the devastating breakup that fueled Red, Swift would be ready […] More
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Kamala Didn’t Need To Debate Trump. She Had the ABC Moderators Do That For Her While She Babbled Like An Idiot
In what has to be the most unconventional debate strategy ever witnessed on national television, Vice President Kamala Harris didn’t seem to need to actually debate former President Donald Trump during their highly anticipated showdown. Instead, she appeared to let the ABC moderators handle the hard parts while she casually babbled her way through 90 […] More
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in SatireKamala’s Endorsement Costs Taylor Swift 100 Million Instagram Followers
In a plot twist that no one saw coming—except maybe Kanye West—Taylor Swift has reportedly lost more than 100 million followers on Instagram after endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris for president. Yes, you read that correctly. More than a quarter of Taylor’s massive Instagram following vanished overnight, making it the most dramatic celebrity-internet breakup since…well, […] More
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Kamala’s University Professors Confirm: “Harris Was the Worst Student Ever”
In a revelation that’s bound to send shockwaves through political and academic circles, one of Kamala Harris’s former university professors has come forward with a bombshell statement: “She was the worst student ever.” Yes, you read that correctly. Kamala Harris, the current Vice President of the United States, a heartbeat away from the presidency, and […] More
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Taylor Swift Picks A Side, Endorses Kamala Harris: ‘She’s the Role Model America Needs’
In a political endorsement that no one saw coming but somehow makes perfect sense in 2024, pop sensation Taylor Swift has officially endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris for president. Yes, that Taylor Swift—the woman who has taken the world by storm with her heartfelt ballads, breakup anthems, and re-recordings of albums. And yes, that Kamala […] More