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Just in: Elon Musk Ponders Acquisition Of ‘Facebook’ For The Sake Of ‘Free Speech
Let’s face it, when Elon Musk makes a move, the world pays attention. Whether it’s launching a Tesla Roadster into space or turning the social media sphere on its head, Musk is no stranger to grand gestures. This time, it seems the tech billionaire has his eyes on an even bigger prize – acquiring the […] More
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Mark Zuckerberg Thinks He Can Take Down Elon Musk With A New Anti-Free-Speech Competitor
As of late, there is a seemingly brewing rivalry in the world of social media titans. At one end, we have Elon Musk, the influential CEO of Tesla and SpaceX who has unexpectedly taken the helm at Twitter. On the other side of the ring, Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg is plotting a move that could potentially […] More
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Just in: Elon Musk Proposes To Replace Mark Zuckerberg With Tesla bot
In a surprising twist of events, Elon Musk, the tech billionaire and founder of Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink, and the Boring Company, has put forth an ambitious proposal to replace Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg with a Tesla bot. The announcement, made on Twitter, sent the internet into a frenzy, with users across the globe eager to […] More
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Elon Musk Files a Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Mark Zuckerberg For Deleting His Facebook Account
In a shocking turn of events, Elon Musk, the founder of SpaceX and Tesla, has filed a billion-dollar lawsuit against Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, for allegedly deleting Musk’s personal Facebook account. According to the lawsuit, Musk’s account was deleted by Facebook without any prior warning or explanation. The lawsuit alleges that this action […] More
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Elon Musk on Twitter: “Thinking about buying Facebook next. You’re next, Zuck.”
In a move that has left many in the tech industry scratching their heads, Elon Musk has taken to Twitter to announce that he plans to acquire Facebook, following his recent acquisition of the popular social media platform, Twitter. In a tweet that quickly went viral, Musk wrote: “Just acquired Twitter. Thinking about buying Facebook […] More
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Just in: Facebook Begins Censoring the Word ‘Elon Musk’
In a bizarre move, Facebook has announced that they will be censoring the name “Elon Musk” from their platform. The social media giant claims that the name is too controversial and has caused too much disruption in online conversations. “We have decided that the name ‘Elon Musk’ is too divisive and polarizing,” said Facebook spokesperson, […] More
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Elon Musk Takes Swipe at Mark Zuckerberg, Offers to Buy Facebook and ‘Fix’ It!
In a surprise move that has left the tech world buzzing, Elon Musk has publicly offered to buy Facebook and “fix” the social media giant. This announcement comes after Musk’s recent feud with Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, who criticized Musk’s AI predictions as “irresponsible.” Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur behind Tesla and SpaceX, has long been […] More
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Meta Goes Head-to-Head with Elon Musk’s Twitter, Launching New Social Media Platform
Meta, the company that owns Facebook, is reportedly considering developing a decentralized social media platform that focuses on text-based sharing to compete with Twitter. The new platform, codenamed p92, would be accessible through Facebook and Instagram and would feature familiar social media features such as verification badges, followers, and likes. Meta believes that there is […] More
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Just in: Mark Zuckerberg bans Elon Musk from Facebook, Elon responds
In a surprising move, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has announced that he will be banning Tesla CEO Elon Musk from the social media platform, citing Musk’s “unpredictable behavior” and “tendency to cause chaos.” The decision comes after a series of bizarre tweets from Musk, which included accusations of Facebook’s role in the spread of misinformation […] More
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Just in: Elon Musk completely exposes Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook on Twitter
In a series of tweets, SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk has completely exposed Facebook and its CEO Mark Zuckerberg. Musk has long been a vocal critic of Facebook and its practices, but his latest comments take things to a whole new level. According to Musk, Facebook has been collecting and selling users’ personal data […] More
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Whoopi Goldberg to moderate epic showdown between Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg on ‘The View’
In a stunning twist of events, Whoopi Goldberg is set to moderate an epic showdown between tech moguls Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg on an upcoming episode of ‘The View’. The announcement comes on the heels of Musk’s controversial acquisition of Facebook, his altercation with Don Lemon, and Goldberg’s own suspension from Twitter. Goldberg, an […] More
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Just in: Elon Musk to acquire Facebook soon
In a stunning move, Elon Musk, CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, has announced that he will be purchasing Facebook from Mark Zuckerberg for an undisclosed sum. Musk, who has been a vocal critic of the social media platform in the past, made the announcement on Twitter, saying, “Just bought FB. Gonna rename it ‘Marsbook’ and […] More