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    Anheuser-Busch CEO Desperately Appeals to Red State Drinkers To Buy His Beer Again After Bud Light Fiasco

    Anheuser-Busch is not having a good time lately. The Dylan Mulvaney controversy has hit the company’s stock market price hard and sales have taken a hit. The woke marketing strategy did not have the intended effect, and as expected, the CEO, Brendan Whitworth, issued a statement in response to the backlash. However, the statement seemed […] More

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    Elon Musk Demands Anheuser Busch CEO Be Fired ‘Immediately’ Over Bud Light Fiasco

    In a surprising turn of events, tech billionaire Elon Musk has set his sights on the beer industry, demanding the immediate firing of Anheuser Busch’s CEO for what he calls the “Bud Light Fiasco.” According to Musk, the recent Bud Light ad campaign featuring the tagline “The Perfect Beer for Removing ‘No’ From Your Vocabulary […] More

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    Budweiser Takes an $800 Million Hit Thanks To Elon Musk

    In a stunning turn of events, beer giant Budweiser suffered a massive financial loss of $800 million in just one day, thanks to none other than Twitter CEO Elon Musk. The trouble began when Musk took to Twitter to share a meme that mocked the beer brand’s advertising slogan, “King of Beers.” The meme featured […] More