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Just in: Target Removes The Pride Month Collection Completely After The Backlash
In an unexpected turn of events, retail giant Target has completely removed its Pride Month collection from shelves amid escalating backlash. The decision, announced late last week, follows a tumultuous period for the company, which saw its stock prices plummet to a three-year low. Target’s Pride Month collection, featuring a variety of LGBTQ+ merchandise for […] More
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Just in: Target Stock Hits 3-Year Low Amid Intensifying Boycott
In a dramatic turn of events, Target Corporation, a retail heavyweight, saw its stock prices nosedive to a three-year low on Thursday, amid mounting public criticism over the company’s decision to sell Pride merchandise intended for children. The stock price plunged to an alarming $137.39 USD, a low that hasn’t been witnessed since August 2020. […] More
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BOOM: Bud Light Plans To Buy Back Unsold Cases From Shelves
In an unexpected twist of events, Bud Light, a household name in the American beer industry, has announced plans to buy back unsold cases of beer from retailers. This surprising strategy comes in the wake of the Dylan Mulvaney Bud Light fiasco, an incident that has been a dark cloud hovering over the brand in […] More
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Breaking: Anheuser-Busch CEO Publicly Admits ‘Yes, We’re Woke’
Michel Doukeris, CEO of Anheuser-Busch, the beer behemoth behind brands like Bud Light, Budweiser, and Stella Artois, recently decided to throw a curveball into the public discourse. In an announcement that has sent eyebrows arching skyward and sparked a flurry of chatter on social media, Doukeris officially declared, “Yes, we’re Woke.” Imagine the scene. It’s […] More
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Just in: Elon Musk Announces Linda Yaccarino as New CEO of Twitter
Elon Musk recently dropped a bombshell announcement, appointing Linda Yaccarino as the new CEO of Twitter. This news created a flutter in the tech world and sparked a flurry of discussions around the future direction of the social media giant. In his tweet, Musk stated, “I am excited to welcome Linda Yaccarino as the new […] More
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Elon Musk on Twitter: “Thinking about buying Facebook next. You’re next, Zuck.”
In a move that has left many in the tech industry scratching their heads, Elon Musk has taken to Twitter to announce that he plans to acquire Facebook, following his recent acquisition of the popular social media platform, Twitter. In a tweet that quickly went viral, Musk wrote: “Just acquired Twitter. Thinking about buying Facebook […] More