Epic Viral Video Shows Bud Light Stands Deserted at Boston Red Sox Game
In a bizarre yet hilarious turn of events, a recent viral video showcased the absolute absence of lines at Bud Light stands during a Boston … Read more
Anheuser-Busch CEO Claims Elon Musk’s ‘Misinformation’ Tweets Sunk Bud Light Sales
In a surprising turn of events, Anheuser-Busch CEO Michel Doukeris has attributed Bud Light’s dramatic sales decline to Twitter magnate Elon Musk. Doukeris argues that … Read more
Just in: Maybelline Collaboration with Dylan Mulvaney Sparks Boycott Demands
Cosmetics brand Maybelline has recently joined the growing list of companies embracing social awareness by collaborating with transgender social media personality Dylan Mulvaney for promotional … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Buys Out Vice.com to Personally Fire Everyone
In a move that has left the tech and media worlds reeling, eccentric billionaire Elon Musk has acquired the edgy news outlet Vice.com. But the … Read more
Elon Musk, Bill Maher Join Forces: “Rip The Woke Mind Virus”
In a recent episode of Real Time with Bill Maher, the well-known host and the world’s richest entrepreneur, Elon Musk, teamed up to wage war … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Proposes To Replace Mark Zuckerberg With Tesla bot
In a surprising twist of events, Elon Musk, the tech billionaire and founder of Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink, and the Boring Company, has put forth an … Read more
Whoopi Goldberg: ‘Fox News Is Now Better Without Tucker Carlson’
In a shocking revelation, Whoopi Goldberg, the outspoken co-host of “The View” and longtime advocate for liberal values, has finally found common ground with her … Read more
Go Woke, Go Broke: Bud Light Now Selling at 50% Off
In a world where marketing strategies are constantly evolving to keep up with the ever-changing preferences of consumers, companies are striving to find ways to … Read more
Just in: Anheuser-Busch to Rebrand Bud Light After Elon Musk’s Criticism
Anheuser-Busch, the world’s largest brewing company, has announced a bold new rebrand for their popular Bud Light beer after Twitter CEO Elon Musk criticized their … Read more
Newsmax Woos Tucker Carlson with Total Channel Control as Ratings Skyrocket
Conservative news outlet Newsmax has allegedly proposed an enticing arrangement to Tucker Carlson, granting him the opportunity to control the channel’s entire programming. Sources close … Read more
Tucker Carlson: Elon Musk has done a service to Humanity by taking down Bud Light
In a bizarre and unexpected twist of fate, former Fox News host Tucker Carlson has taken to Twitter to publicly praise Elon Musk after being … Read more
Anheuser-Busch Kisses Bud Light Goodbye Due To Elon Musk
In a stunning turn of events, the iconic Bud Light has been discontinued after Anheuser-Busch’s PR stunt backfired and resulted in a brutal Twitter takedown … Read more