Breaking: Disney Is Selling ABC For $20 Billion, New Owner Wants The View Cancelled
It’s the end of an era in the broadcasting world as Disney is set to sell ABC for a mere $20 billion, a move that … Read more
Breaking: Oliver Anthony Stops Concert to Thank Vietnam Veterans
In a world dominated by the glamour of music and entertainment, it’s rare to find an artist who prioritizes human connection over performance perfection. Oliver … Read more
Breaking: Riley Gaines Files A $10 Million Lawsuit Against Lia Thomas, ‘She Stole My Moment’
The world of competitive swimming has long been characterized by the relentless pursuit of perfection, where athletes push their physical and mental limits to shave … Read more
‘A Bit Too Woke for Us’: Nike Ends $20 Million partnership with Colin Kaepernick
In a shockingly candid press release this morning, Nike, the global sportswear titan, announced the termination of its $20 million partnership with Colin Kaepernick. The … Read more
‘Thanks, But No Thanks’: Jets Decline Colin Kaepernick’s Help After Aaron Rodgers’ Leg Injury
In an unexpected twist of fate, the New York Jets, a team that once held dreams of Super Bowl glory in the palm of their … Read more
‘For My Country’: Oliver Anthony Rejects A Whopping $2 Million Paycheck To Sing National Anthem At Super Bowl
Oliver Anthony, the not-so-unknown crooner of “Rich Men North of Richmond,” a song that took potshots at the capitalist overlords of our time, has now … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Suffers Billions in Losses After Appointing Colin Kaepernick as Their New Brand Ambassador
In a series of events that could only be described as a marketer’s worst nightmare, Bud Light, America’s former longtime No.1 beer, has found itself … Read more
‘I Care About My Fans’: Oliver Anthony Cancelled A Show Due To High Ticket Prices
In an unprecedented act of musician rebellion, country music sensation Oliver Anthony decided to cancel his own show at the packed Wembley Arena. Why? He … Read more
New: Following Beyoncé, Selena Gomez to Sing ‘Brown National Anthem’ at Upcoming NFL Game
In a shocking turn of events, it seems the National Football League (NFL) has decided to take its desperate quest for woke brownie points to … Read more
‘We Respect Our Artists’: NFL Unbans Beyoncé After Public Apology
In today’s fast-paced digital age, where every tweet, post, or comment can spark a global debate, the National Football League (NFL) found itself in the … Read more
‘Men Can’t Compete with Women’: American Swimming Association Issues Lifetime Ban for Lia Thomas
In an unprecedented move that no one saw coming (or maybe everyone did, depending on which social media echo chamber you inhabit), the American Swimming … Read more
‘Don’t Want Wokeness In My Life’: Sylvester Stallone Rejects Disney’s $500 Million ‘Woke’ Movie Offer
In a move that has left Hollywood’s elite clutching their organic, sustainably-sourced pearls, Sylvester Stallone, the man who taught us all to “fight for what’s … Read more