Breaking: Fox News Is Going Broke After Tucker Carlson’s Exit, Loses Billions
Oh, the turn of events. Not so long ago, Fox News was flying high, proudly roosting atop the cable news ratings, and exuding the confidence … Read more
Musk Vs Cuck: Mark Zuckerberg Looks Fully Ripped In A New Photo As He Prepares For Fight With Elon Musk
In the fascinating narrative of the tech world, a new chapter is being written. It’s not about groundbreaking technologies or market dominance; it’s about an … Read more
Just in: Alyssa Milano Cites Elon Musk as Cause of Career and Life Upheaval
Alyssa Milano, a renowned Hollywood actress and activist, has made headlines by blaming tech mogul Elon Musk for the upheaval in her life and career. … Read more
Breaking: Elon Musk Finds Himself In A $100 Billion Pickle, Courtesy of Anheuser-Busch
In a parallel universe where the stakes of corporate squabbles are as high as Elon Musk’s rockets, the Tesla and SpaceX CEO finds himself on … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Flees ‘The View’ in Tears After Face-Off with Elon Musk
In an alternate reality that could easily be the plotline for a dystopian sitcom, Whoopi Goldberg, famed actress and co-host of ‘The View’, ended up … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Just Got ‘Cancelled’
In a surprising and dramatic turn of events, Bud Light, the beer giant that once dominated the American beer landscape, has been effectively ‘cancelled’. This … Read more
‘Zuck Is A Cuck’: Elon Musk Intensifies War With Zuckerberg Before The Cage Fight
The dramatic tale of rivalry between two of the tech world’s most powerful figures, Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, has taken an unexpected turn. This … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Dethroned, Falls Out of the Top 10 US Beers for the First Time
There was a time when Bud Light, the light beer brand from Anheuser-Busch, reigned supreme in the American beer industry. The blue can was ubiquitous … Read more
Breaking: Gordon Ramsay Apologizes To Whoopi Goldberg For Throwing Her Out Of His Restaurant
In a stunning development that has left the world of celebrity feuds utterly flabbergasted, the famously fiery and blunt Gordon Ramsay has issued an apology … Read more
‘You Did More Damage Than Elon’: Anheuser-Busch Sues Whoopi Goldberg For $100 Billion
In a shocking turn of events, Anheuser-Busch, the parent company of Bud Light, has filed a lawsuit against actress and comedian Whoopi Goldberg, accusing her … Read more
Breaking: Mark Zuckerberg Sues Elon Musk For Blowing Up His Satellite
In an event that could easily be mistaken for a plotline from a sci-fi blockbuster, Mark Zuckerberg, the man behind the social media monolith Meta … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Blows Up Mark Zuckerberg’s Satellite
In an unprecedented development in the ongoing saga between two of the world’s most influential tech moguls, Elon Musk’s SpaceX has reportedly interfered with one … Read more