ABC’s CEO Declares: “It’s Time to Finally Cancel The View, the Worst Show on TV!”
In what can only be described as a long-awaited move, ABC’s CEO has officially pulled the plug on The View, the daytime talk show that … Read more
Elon Musk’s Boycott Causes ABC to Lose Nearly 1 Million Subscribers Overnight
In an extraordinary turn of events that no one saw coming (except maybe Elon Musk), ABC has reportedly lost almost 1 million subscribers overnight. The … Read more
Tim Allen’s Non-Woke Alliance Boycotts ABC, “Enough Is Enough”
In a move that has sent ripples through Hollywood and beyond, Tim Allen’s Non-Woke Actor Alliance (NWAA) has officially announced a boycott of ABC. The … Read more
David Muir Out of a Job After Reported ABC Firing, “I Won’t Fact-Check Ever Again”
In a stunning twist that has left news junkies and media insiders in shock, David Muir, the long-reigning anchor of ABC World News Tonight, has … Read more
Guy Fieri Boots Taylor Swift from His Restaurant, “No Room for Wokeness in Flavortown!”
In an unexpected turn of events that has rocked both the culinary world and the music industry, celebrity chef Guy Fieri, self-declared “Mayor of Flavortown,” … Read more
Elon Musk Urges Boycott of ABC Network Following Debate Controversy: “Worst Network Ever, Time to Take ‘Em Down”
In what has become a signature Elon Musk move, the tech billionaire has taken to his favorite platform—formerly known as Twitter, now simply “X”—to call … Read more
Coca-Cola Cuts Ties With Taylor Swift Over Harris Endorsement, “We Don’t Support Her Endorsement”
In a move that has sent shockwaves through both the music and marketing worlds, Coca-Cola has officially ended its long-standing partnership with global pop icon … Read more
ABC Stores Nationwide Clarify: ‘No Affiliation with ABC Network’ After Debate Sparks Confusion
In a turn of events that could only happen in today’s media-driven chaos, ABC-branded stores across the United States have taken extreme measures to distance … Read more
Taylor Swift Halts Eras Tour Amid Endorsement Backlash, “We Were Only Able to Sell 2,300 Tickets”
In a shocking twist that has left both fans and political commentators reeling, Taylor Swift has been forced to cancel several dates of her wildly … Read more
Travis Kelce Follows Taylor Swift, Endorses Kamala Harris: ‘Taylor Made the Right Call’
In a political move that no one saw coming—except, perhaps, those closely following the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce romance saga—NFL superstar Travis Kelce has officially endorsed … Read more
ABC Fires Full Staff After Debate Backlash, ‘Fact-Checking Was Our Biggest Mistake’
In a move that could only be described as both extreme and utterly predictable in today’s media climate, ABC has decided to fire its entire … Read more
Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr Pull the Plug on ABC Show, “They’ve Lost Their Credibility”
In a move that has left ABC executives reeling and right-wing Twitter cheering, Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr have officially canceled their highly anticipated non-woke … Read more