Breaking: Elon Musk Vows To Expose Justin Trudeau On Twitter
It was just another typical Tuesday afternoon. The birds were chirping, the stocks were fluctuating, and a SpaceX rocket was making its third attempt at … Read more
Breaking: Jason Aldean Launches Own Music Channel in Response to CMT Ban
In a plot twist that not even the most outrageous country music songs could predict, the “Dirt Road Anthem” singer, Jason Aldean, who recently faced … Read more
Breaking: Fellow Panelists Vote Whoopi Goldberg as the ‘Most Hated Person’ in Hollywood
In an absolutely bonkers turn of events that you couldn’t even fabricate if you tried, Whoopi Goldberg has been voted as the ‘Most Hated Person … Read more
Breaking: CMT’s CEO Apologizes Publicly, Admits Pulling Jason Aldean Off Air Was a ‘Mistake’
In the hallowed halls of television network offices where ego and pride tend to be currencies, a rare occurrence has just transpired. An event so … Read more
Breaking: Jason Aldean Vows To Never Return To The View Due To Whoopi Goldberg, Says ‘She’s Disrespectful’
In an unprecedented turn of events, country music superstar Jason Aldean has publicly vowed to never return to ABC’s daytime talk show, ‘The View,’ following … Read more
‘She’s Toxic’: Jason Aldean Leaves ‘The View’ After 10 Minutes Encounter With Whoopi Goldberg
Hold your horses, ladies and gentlemen! We have just witnessed the shortest debate in the history of ‘The View’! And no, it didn’t end because … Read more
TRUE: Whoopi Goldberg Trips Over Words and Feet in Jason Aldean Debate on ‘The View’
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s official: Whoopi Goldberg has proved to the world that sometimes, just sometimes, a faceplant is not just for the gymnasts or … Read more
Breaking: Mark Zuckerberg Is All Set to Watch ‘Woke’ ‘Barbie’ Movie in a Pink Frock
In a surprising turn of events that nobody anticipated, Mark Zuckerberg, the tech maven and Facebook (sorry, Meta Platforms Inc.) founder, has declared his intention … Read more
‘That Was A Mistake’: Elon Musk Bans Kanye West From Twitter Shortly After Mistakenly Unbanning Him
In the dizzying world of social media, where colossal tech moguls like Elon Musk hold significant sway, ‘mistakes’ can be quite entertaining and cause more … Read more
‘True Patriots’: Record-Breaking Audience Attends Jason Aldean’s Latest Concert
In an utterly surprising twist, country superstar Jason Aldean found himself performing to a record-breaking crowd at his latest concert, leaving behind a trail of … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Invites Jason Aldean for a Public Debate on ‘The View’
Oh, the drama! The controversy! The thrilling soap opera of modern-day celebrity culture! Grab your popcorn, folks, because the latest saga in the ongoing CMT … Read more
‘One of Them Should Go Down’: Elon Musk Demands Immediate Release Of The Epstein Client List
From space exploration to electric vehicles, and now turning towards social justice issues, the ever-controversial Elon Musk seems to have taken a new role upon … Read more