Breaking: Tom Hanks Was Thrown Out of Oscars 2024, ‘We Didn’t Invite You to Come’
In a moment that seemed ripped from the pages of a Hollywood screenplay rather than from the annals of Oscar history, Tom Hanks, one of … Read more
Breaking: NFL Enforces Ban on Taylor Swift from Future Super Bowls, “She’s Caused More Damage Than Good”
In a dramatic turn of events, the NFL has announced a ban on pop superstar Taylor Swift from participating in future Super Bowl events. The … Read more
Breaking: NFL Loses Nearly $1 Billion Due to Taylor Swift’s “Wokeness,” “She’s Ruined the Games”
In the world of sports, where every decision is scrutinized and every move can make or break a franchise, unexpected disruptions can have profound consequences. … Read more
Breaking: Candace Owens Throws Toxic Whoopi Out Of The View Set, “Can’t Bear Her For Even A Minute”
In an unexpected turn of events that has sent ripples through the entertainment and political commentary worlds alike, Candace Owens, known for her conservative viewpoints … Read more
Breaking: NBC Mulls Over Cancelling ‘Woke’ SNL Amid Critiques of Humor Drought, “The Show Hasn’t Been Funny in Years”
In an unexpected twist that has sent ripples across the entertainment landscape, sources close to NBC reveal the network is seriously contemplating the cancellation of … Read more
Breaking: Kid Rock Files A $100 Million Lawsuit Against Bud Light, “Crap Beer”
In a surprising legal maneuver that has captured headlines across the nation, iconic rocker Kid Rock has filed a lawsuit against beer giant Bud Light, … Read more
Breaking: Warner Bros. Throws Tom Hanks Out Of Their Studio, “He Weirds Us Out”
In an episode that reads like a script from Hollywood’s golden age of scandals, Robert De Niro, the legendary actor known for his riveting performances … Read more
Breaking: Kid Rock Rejects $200 Million Bud Light Deal, ‘Never In A Million Years For This Woke Crap’
In a move that has reverberated across the entertainment and advertising landscapes, the iconic rock musician Kid Rock has made headlines by turning down a … Read more
Breaking: Mark Wahlberg Withdraws from $165 Million Film with Tom Hanks, “What A Scrawny Woke Creep”
In a surprising turn of events that has sent ripples through Hollywood, Mark Wahlberg has officially withdrawn from a highly anticipated $165 million project co-starring … Read more
Breaking: Megan Rapinoe Met with Boos During Recent NCAA Event, “Get This Wokeness Outta Here”
In a startling turn of events at a recent NCAA event, soccer star Megan Rapinoe was met with a chorus of boos as she took … Read more
Breaking: Gordon Ramsay’s Restaurants Introduce Separate Table for “Woke People”
In a culinary twist that’s stirred up quite the buzz, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has introduced a new concept in his renowned restaurants – a … Read more
Breaking: Jason Aldean Set to Star as Inaugural Musical Guest on Roseanne Barr’s Latest Show
In an unexpected and thrilling mash-up of talents that has fans buzzing with anticipation, country music superstar Jason Aldean is set to grace the stage … Read more