Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock’s ‘Woke is Whack’ Tour Leaves Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour in the Dust
In a twist no one saw coming, Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock have emerged as the surprise rockstars of the year, with their “Woke is … Read more
Elon Musk Pledges $5 Billion Endorsement at Pennsylvania Rally: “This Feels Right”
In what could easily go down as the most expensive presidential endorsement in American history, billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk took to the stage at … Read more
Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock Team Up for “Woke is Whack” Tour
In what can only be described as the ultimate nostalgia-fueled rebellion against the “woke” wave sweeping through modern culture, Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock have … Read more
REPORT: Tim Walz Allegedly Holds Secret Stake in Primanti Bros
In a shocking turn of events, rumors are swirling that Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz may have more than just a soft … Read more
Jon Voight Rejects $100 Million Deal with Primanti Bros: “They’ve Gone Woke”
In a stunning twist, Hollywood legend Jon Voight and Republican vice-presidential nominee J.D. Vance have both publicly turned down any future business with iconic Pittsburgh … Read more
Kyle Rittenhouse Withdraws from Metal Fest Over Woke Culture: “I Thought Metal Was About Freedom, Not Wokeness”
In a world where even heavy metal isn’t safe from political correctness, Kyle Rittenhouse has decided to withdraw from his much-hyped appearance at Shell Shock … Read more
Primanti Bros. Faces $50 Million in Losses and 10 Major Sponsors Flee as Boycott Gains Momentum
What started as a minor spat at a local sandwich shop has escalated into a full-blown financial disaster for Pittsburgh’s beloved Primanti Bros. Known for … Read more
NBC Comcast Pulls CBS Off Air After Debate Backlash: “Apologize to America or Stay in the Dark”
In a move that has left media fans and industry insiders alike both stunned and entertained, NBC Comcast has pulled CBS off the air in … Read more
CBS Removes Debate Moderators Norah O’Donnell and Margaret Brennan: “They’re a Disgrace to Our Network”
In a move that has left the media world buzzing, CBS has reportedly decided to part ways with its star debate moderators Norah O’Donnell and … Read more
Elon Musk Cancels $1 Billion Deal With CBS, “CBS Is Done For”
In a bold move that could only come from the mind of the world’s most unpredictable billionaire, Elon Musk has officially pulled his $1 billion … Read more
CBS Loses Six Major Advertisers After J.D. Vance Boycott: “This Network Is Toast!”
In a move that has left media executives scrambling and advertisers running for cover, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance’s call for a boycott of CBS has … Read more
J.D. Vance Files $1 Billion Lawsuit Against CBS After VP Debate: “They Sabotaged Me!”
In what can only be described as the most dramatic political lawsuit of the year, Republican vice-presidential candidate J.D. Vance is taking CBS to court … Read more