Just in: Miller Lite Admits ‘Woke’ Ad Campaign Was A Big Mistake
At the heart of any successful business is the courage to take risks and, more importantly, the ability to acknowledge and learn from mistakes. The … Read more
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Just in: Elon Musk Teases Potential McDonald’s Acquisition To ‘Fix Their Ice Cream Machines’
Elon Musk, the unorthodox tech magnate, SpaceX visionary, and Tesla’s formidable frontman, has always been known to make headlines. This time, the cause célèbre is … Read more
Just In: Following Bud Light, Miller Lite’s Sales Plummet After ‘Woke’ Ad Campaign
In the aftermath of Bud Light’s infamous advertising faux pas, the beer industry has been walking on eggshells, cautious not to incite another public relations … Read more
Just in: Bud Light Sales Skyrocket Following Twitter Endorsement by Elon Musk
In a remarkable reversal of fortunes, Anheuser-Busch’s Bud Light is experiencing a sales surge, and it’s all thanks to a little help from an unexpected … Read more
Fox Announces Replacement Show with Dylan Mulvaney Following Tucker Carlson’s Firing
In the most confounding twist in television history since the finale of “Lost,” Fox News, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to fill the void … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Responds to Whoopi Goldberg’s Twitter Show Proposal
In a bizarre twist of events, it appears that Whoopi Goldberg, the Emmy-winning talk show host and actress, has tried to throw her hat into … Read more
Just in: Anheuser-Busch Rebrands Bud Light, Now Betting on Veterans-Themed Cans to Boost Sales
The beer industry is nothing if not adaptive. In the wake of declining sales and what has been dubbed the ‘Dylan Bud Light fiasco,’ Anheuser-Busch … Read more
Just in: Anheuser-Busch Begs Elon Musk For A Bud Light Twitter Campaign Amid Declining Sales
In a turn of events that will surely be remembered as a key moment in the “Great Beer Wars,” the beleaguered Anheuser-Busch company has resorted … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Rejects Bud Light’s $250M Twitter Marketing Campaign
In an unprecedented twist that had Silicon Valley chortling into their kale smoothies, Twitter Kingpin and renowned space cowboy, Elon Musk, shrugged off Anheuser-Busch’s massive … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Files A Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against The View And Whoopi Goldberg
In an unprecedented turn of events that could have been ripped straight from the pages of a sci-fi novel, tech titan Elon Musk, the mercurial … Read more
‘I’m With Tucker’: Elon Musk Calls For Fox News Boycott
In a satirical turn of events, Elon Musk, the enigmatic CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, has called for a boycott of Fox News while simultaneously … Read more
Don Lemon Desperate to Jump Ship to Tucker Carlson’s Media Empire with Elon Musk
In an unexpected twist, recently fired CNN anchor Don Lemon has expressed interest in joining the new media empire being forged by Tucker Carlson and … Read more