Just in: Elon Musk Plans to buy Disney
In a surprising move, tech billionaire Elon Musk has announced his plans to buy The Walt Disney Company, one of the largest media and entertainment … Read more
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‘Time to fix it’: Elon Musk purchased country music for $89 billion
In a stunning turn of events, billionaire entrepreneur and part-time Martian, Elon Musk, has announced his acquisition of the entire country music industry for a … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk to appear in The View to confront Whoopi Goldberg
In a shocking turn of events, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced that he will be making a special appearance on the popular daytime talk … Read more
Whoopi Goldberg Takes a Ride in Elon Musk’s Cybertruck, Regrets It Immediately
In a recent episode of The View, co-host Whoopi Goldberg took the ultimate leap of faith and agreed to take a ride in Elon Musk’s … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk plans to merge Facebook and Twitter
In a surprise announcement today, tech mogul Elon Musk revealed his latest project: merging social media giants Facebook and Twitter into a single, all-encompassing platform. … Read more
Just in: Whoopi Goldberg sues Elon Musk
Whoopi Goldberg, the legendary actress, and comedian, has announced that she is taking legal action against tech billionaire Elon Musk. The reason? He has allegedly … Read more
Networks Avoid Alyssa Milano’s “Who’s The Boss” Reboot Amid Elon Musk’s Lawsuit
In a shocking turn of events, it seems that not a single network wants anything to do with Alyssa Milano’s highly anticipated “Who’s the Boss” … Read more
The View Hosts Take on Elon Musk’s Controversial Tweets in a Fiery Debate
In a recent episode of The View, the hosts found themselves in a heated debate over Elon Musk’s latest tweets. The tech entrepreneur and CEO … Read more
Just in: ABC’s New Owner Elon Musk Hires Rachel Maddow To Join ‘The View’
ABC’s new owner, Elon Musk, has made a surprise move by hiring MSNBC host Rachel Maddow to join the panel of the popular daytime talk … Read more
Judge Slam-Dunks Whoopi’s Lawsuit Against Elon Musk and Twitter
In a surprising turn of events, a judge has thrown out Whoopi Goldberg’s lawsuit against Elon Musk and Twitter. The beloved actress had sued the … Read more
Elon Musk Issues Stern Warning to Putin: “Put a Stop to This Madness”
In a recent statement, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk issued a stern warning to Russian President Vladimir Putin, urging him to “put a stop to this … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk says he’ll deal with the next Chinese Spy Balloon ‘Personally’
In a shocking announcement yesterday, tech billionaire Elon Musk declared that he would personally take on the next Chinese spy balloon that enters US airspace. … Read more