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OREM, UTAH — On Sunday morning, Utah Valley University became ground zero for what historians are already calling the “Great Polyester Uprising of 2025.” Thousands … Read more

In a stunning turn of events that media insiders are calling “the most dramatic network purge since ABC canceled Roseanne,” longtime The View co-hosts Joy … Read more

In a financial nosedive that Wall Street analysts are already calling “the latte heard ’round the world,” late-night host Jimmy Kimmel reportedly lost $30 million … Read more

In a twist of fate that has left media executives sobbing into their soy lattes, the debut episode of The Charlie Kirk Show — hosted … Read more

Phoenix, Arizona — Move over, Taylor Swift. Step aside, Beyoncé. The new queen of crowd-drawing isn’t a pop star but a late conservative activist whose … Read more

At a moment when most corporations settle for a politely worded press release or a somber social media post, Elon Musk once again proved he … Read more

In a move that has left both Wall Street accountants and Nashville record executives scratching their heads, country-folk sensation Oliver Anthony has reportedly turned down … Read more

In the wake of ABC’s shocking suspension of Jimmy Kimmel Live! earlier this week, rumors are swirling that NBC executives are eyeing their own late-night … Read more

Billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk has announced a $10 million donation to fund the memorial service of late conservative activist Charlie Kirk, calling him “the … Read more

After 27 years of heated arguments, awkward celebrity interviews, and Joy Behar’s cackles echoing like an industrial smoke alarm, ABC has officially pulled the plug … Read more

After nearly two decades of sighing, side-eyes, and exasperated “can-I-finish?” moments, Whoopi Goldberg’s reign as moderator of The View has come to a dramatic end. … Read more

In a dramatic shake-up of its programming strategy, ABC has announced the cancellation of not just one, but two of its most recognizable shows: Jimmy … Read more