Elon Musk and Kid Rock to Host ‘Bud Light Funeral’ Concert
In a surprise announcement today, tech mogul Elon Musk and rockstar Kid Rock revealed their plans to co-host a concert unlike any other. The event, … Read more
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Budweiser Takes an $800 Million Hit Thanks To Elon Musk
In a stunning turn of events, beer giant Budweiser suffered a massive financial loss of $800 million in just one day, thanks to none other … Read more
Elon Musk Ponders Acquisition of Bud Light After Recent Fiasco
In a surprising move, Twitter head Elon Musk has announced that he is considering acquiring Bud Light following the recent fiasco involving the beer company’s … Read more
Elon Musk To Launch His Own Beer Brand To Compete Against ‘Bud Light’
Elon Musk is well-known for his various business endeavors, which range from electric vehicles to space travel. The multibillionaire businessman is shifting his focus to … Read more
Elon Musk Bashes Bud Light On Twitter: ‘It’s A Sh***y Beer Anyway’
In a recent tweet, Elon Musk, the head of Twitter, made a controversial statement about one of America’s most popular beers. Musk wrote, “Bud Light? … Read more
Augustus Anheuser III Apologizes To Elon Musk For Bud Light Fiasco, Begs Him To Unban Beer Brand From Twitter HQ
In a shocking turn of events, Augustus Anheuser III, the CEO of Anheuser-Busch InBev, issued a public apology to Twitter head Elon Musk for the … Read more
Anheuser Busch Terminates Marketing Team Following Criticism from Twitter CEO Elon Musk
St. Louis, MO – Anheuser Busch, the beer giant behind popular brands such as Budweiser and Michelob Ultra, has fired its entire marketing department after … Read more
Following Kid Rock’s Ban Of Bud Light From World Tours, Elon Musk Bans Beer Brand from Twitter
In a stunning move, Twitter CEO Elon Musk has announced a ban on Bud Light from the social media platform following Kid Rock’s recent ban … Read more
Anheuser Busch CEO Steps Down After Failing to Convince Elon Musk to Endorse Bud Light on Twitter
In a shocking turn of events, the CEO of Anheuser Busch has resigned from his position following a failed attempt to convince tech entrepreneur Elon … Read more
Elon Musk Shows Support For Donald Trump After His Arrest Yesterday
In a truly shocking move, Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, has publicly declared his support for former US President … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk completely exposes Bill Gates on Twitter
In a shocking turn of events, billionaire Elon Musk took to Twitter to completely expose his fellow billionaire Bill Gates. Musk, known for his outspoken … Read more
Elon Musk Offers to buy The View for $400 Million
In a surprising turn of events, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has offered to purchase popular daytime talk show The View for a staggering $400 million. … Read more