Elon Musk vows to delete Facebook after acquisition
In a surprising move, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has vowed to delete his Facebook account following the social media giant’s recent acquisition of a popular … Read more
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Billionaire Elon Musk Threatens to Halt DirecTV’s Satellites Over Newsmax Ban
Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur known for his ventures in electric cars, space travel, and tunnel digging, has taken on a new challenge: TV satellite … Read more
Elon Musk’s Surprising Bid to Own Newsmax: Dares DirecTV to Stand in His Way
In a shocking move, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk announced his plans to purchase conservative news outlet Newsmax. The tech magnate, known for his unconventional business … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk permanently bans Whoopi Goldberg from Twitter
In a surprising move, tech billionaire Elon Musk has permanently banned Whoopi Goldberg from Twitter, citing her “lack of appreciation for memes” as the reason … Read more
Just in: Biden Administration To Dismantle Space Force
In a shocking turn of events, the Biden Administration has announced their plans to dismantle the newly established Space Force. After much consideration, it has … Read more
Breaking: Bill Gates Offers to Buy Twitter
“In a shocking turn of events, billionaire philanthropist and tech mogul Bill Gates announced today that he is offering to purchase Twitter, the popular social … Read more
‘You’re Next, Facebook’: Elon Musk is going to buy Facebook
In an unexpected twist of events in the Silicon Valley narrative, Twitter’s Chief Executive, Elon Musk, has reportedly set his sights on the purchase of … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk & Rittenhouse Opening Franchise Firearm Stores
What is more patriotically American than firearms? Everyone knows that the Second Amendment of the Constitution guarantees everyone, regardless of age or gender, the right … Read more
Just in: Whoopi In Tears After The View Cancelled By New ABC Owner Musk
Many rumors have surfaced about the future path Elon Musk would take the network after yesterday’s revelation that he is purchasing ABC from Disney. The … Read more