BOOM: ABC Fires Whoopi Goldberg Over Support For Bud Light
In a shocking turn of events, ABC Television Network has terminated the contract of Whoopi Goldberg, one of the most beloved and long-standing hosts of … Read more
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A Truck Seen Dumping a Whopping 42,000 Pounds of Bud Light on Highway Amid The Boycott
In an unexpected and visually striking turn of events, a scene unfolded on a busy highway that can only be described as a testament to … Read more
Just in: Whoopi Goldberg Rallies in Support of Bud Light
Whoopi Goldberg, the renowned actress, comedian, author, and television host, has recently spoken up in support of the embattled Bud Light in the midst of … Read more
Just in: Tim Scott Fires Back At Whoopi Goldberg, Whoopi Walks Away Crying
The tempestuous climate of American politics, as ever, is no stranger to contentious dialogue and heated exchanges. Recently, this political tension was on full display … Read more
Just In: Anheuser-Busch To Dump All Bud Light Stock and Rebrand Following Backlash
Anheuser-Busch, the brewing behemoth responsible for the iconic Bud Light, has made a drastic move in an attempt to mitigate the negative fallout from the … Read more
Just in: Stores Are Now Giving Away Bud Light For FREE Amid Backlash
In an unexpected turn of events, Bud Light, a product of Anheuser-Busch and one of America’s most popular beers, is being given away for free … Read more
Just in: These ‘Woke’ Companies Lost Almost $1 Trillion To ‘Wokeness’
In an unforeseen turn of events, several prominent brands including Nike, Target, Ford, North Face, and Bud Light have reportedly faced substantial financial setbacks due … Read more
Just in: Target CEO Admits ‘The Company Is Too Woke’
In an unexpected move that has left the retail industry buzzing, Target CEO Brian Cornell has admitted that the company may have overstepped in its … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Offers To Buy ‘Woke’ Brands Experiencing Sales Slump
In an unanticipated twist that’s sure to ignite lively debate, newly minted Twitter CEO Elon Musk, has put forth an audacious proposition. Known for his … Read more
Elon Musk Offers To Buy Back The Unsold Bud Light Cans, Just To Dump Them
In an unforeseen twist that might only make sense in our perplexingly interconnected world, tech titan Elon Musk recently stepped forward with an offer to … Read more
Just in: NBA Cuts Ties With Bud Light, Introduces Ban Amid Controversy
In a surprising turn of events that no one saw coming, except perhaps the Wile E. Coyote of beer brands – Bud Light – the … Read more
Just in: Nike’s ‘Woke’ Partnership With Dylan Mulvaney Cost The Company $100 Billion
In a corporate move that can only be described as bold, Nike, the renowned sportswear giant, recently navigated new waters by teaming up with Dylan … Read more