Just in: Elon Musk Steps Down as Twitter Head
In a shocking turn of events, billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk has announced that he will be stepping down as the head of Twitter, citing … Read more
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Elon Musk vows to defend Donald Trump after his arrest next week
In a surprising move, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced that he will be defending former President Donald Trump after his anticipated arrest next week. … Read more
Elon Musk and Greta Thunberg Get Into Heated Twitter Feud Over Electric Cars
In a shocking turn of events, Elon Musk and environmental activist Greta Thunberg engaged in a heated Twitter feud over the effectiveness of electric cars … Read more
Elon Musk Takes Swipe at Mark Zuckerberg, Offers to Buy Facebook and ‘Fix’ It!
In a surprise move that has left the tech world buzzing, Elon Musk has publicly offered to buy Facebook and “fix” the social media giant. … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk deletes Greta Thunberg’s Twitter account
In a shocking turn of events, tech billionaire Elon Musk has reportedly deleted climate activist Greta Thunberg’s Twitter account. According to sources close to the … Read more
Elon Musk Bans Flat-Earthers from Twitter – ‘Sorry, You Can’t Handle the Truth’
In a controversial move that has sparked outrage among Flat-Earthers around the world, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced that he will be banning all … Read more
Just in: Musk Says He’ll Cover the Cost of the Shaman’s Appeal
In a stunning display of generosity, tech billionaire Elon Musk has announced that he will be covering the cost of the appeal for the shaman … Read more
Just in: Whoopi Goldberg is suing Elon Musk for defamation
In a shocking turn of events, it has been reported that Whoopi Goldberg is suing Elon Musk for defamation on Twitter. The lawsuit, filed yesterday … Read more
Elon Musk and Kanye West team up to build a new Texas Utopia
In a bizarre turn of events, Elon Musk and Kanye West have announced their collaboration on a new project – building a utopia in Texas. … Read more
“I’m Not Woke Enough”: Elon Musk reveals why he thinks AOC will never date him
In a recent interview with a popular magazine, Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of Tesla, revealed his thoughts on why he believes Alexandria … Read more
ABC’s new owner Elon Musk opens Auditions for The View to Replace Whoopi Goldberg
In a stunning move, new ABC owner and billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has reportedly announced auditions to find a replacement for longtime “The View” co-host … Read more
Just in: Bill Gates offers to buy Twitter from Elon Musk
In a shocking turn of events, Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates has made an offer to buy Twitter from Tesla CEO Elon Musk. The proposal comes … Read more