Just in: Target Loses $50 Billion On First Day Of Pride Month
As June kicked off with the global celebration of Pride Month, a month dedicated to celebrating the LGBTQ+ community and their fight for equal rights, … Read more
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Just in: Kid Rock Sets His Sights on Bud Light, Causing a Big Blow to The Stocks
Kid Rock, the musician known for his brazen attitude and boundary-pushing antics, has added a new twist to the ongoing Bud Light saga. In a … Read more
Just in: ABC Considering Replacing Whoopi Goldberg with Dylan Mulvaney on ‘The View’
Talk about a quick change of channels. Just last week, Whoopi Goldberg, the longstanding and beloved co-host of ‘The View’, found herself sent packing, not … Read more
Just in: AOC Reveals Romantic Relationship with Twitter Head Elon Musk
In a plot twist that nobody saw coming, not even the keenest of political and tech analysts, U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) and Twitter CEO … Read more
Elon Musk: ‘Wokeness Shall Be Destroyed’
Elon Musk, the enigmatic billionaire and CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, has never been one to shy away from controversy. Known for his candidness and … Read more
Whoopi Goldberg Brings Bud Light To The View, Gets Kicked Off Immediately
When it comes to live television, unpredictable moments are part of the charm. But when Whoopi Goldberg, a co-host of ABC’s popular daytime talk show … Read more
Just in: No One Is Buying ‘Bud Light’ On This Memorial Day
Memorial Day, a long-standing American tradition, is synonymous with parades, barbeques, and most notably, an array of ice-cold beers. One perennial favorite, Bud Light, typically … Read more
Just in: Whoopi Goldberg Gets Kicked Off From Twitter HQ
It seems the ever-controversial billionaire Elon Musk is not only determined to revolutionize transportation, both on Earth and in space, but now he’s also set … Read more
Elon Musk Is Considering The Acquisition Of Disney To Remove The ‘Wokeness’
In a surprising turn of events, business magnate Elon Musk is reportedly considering a strategic move that could send shockwaves through the entertainment industry. Speculation … Read more
Just in: Bud Light Stands Deserted At The NBA Amid The Backlash
In recent months, Bud Light, one of the most prominent beer brands in the world, has been grappling with a significant backlash stemming from a … Read more
Anheuser-Busch CEO: ‘We Didn’t Do Anything Wrong, But Somehow, We Lost’
In an industry where every decision matters, Anheuser-Busch, one of the most iconic beer brands in the world, is finding itself at the epicenter of … Read more
Bud Light Suffers A Loss Of $20 Billion Due to Whoopi Goldberg’s Support
In an unfolding spectacle of public relations missteps and unfortunate alliances, Bud Light now finds itself grappling with the devastating fallout from recent controversial endorsements, … Read more