Breaking: Bud Light Is Now Banned From All U.S Sports Events
In an unprecedented turn of events, Bud Light, America’s much-beleaguered brew, has just been shown the proverbial red card from all U.S. games. Yes, you … Read more
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Just in: Elon Musk Swiftly Declines Bud Light’s Plea for Twitter Endorsement
Elon Musk, the eccentric billionaire and tech mogul known for his playful antics and frank opinions on social media, has dismissed a recent request from … Read more
Just in: Bud Light Approaches Elon Musk In A Desperate Bid For Revival
The ongoing Bud Light debacle has taken a strange new twist. After alienating consumers and suffering significant sales losses due to their ill-advised ‘woke’ marketing … Read more
Just in: Corporations on Edge as Mulvaney Threatens with Product Endorsements
“Buy this product, or I will!” If you’re wondering what this threat means, you’re not alone. For many, this might sound like an endorsement offer … Read more
Just in: Target CEO Publicly Admits ‘Yes, We’re Woke’
In a surprising development, Brian Cornell, the CEO of Target Corporation, one of America’s leading retail giants, has publicly admitted, “Yes, we’re woke,” acknowledging the … Read more
Just in: Man Arrested For Drinking Bud Light in Public
In a city renowned for its quirky characters and unexpected incidents, a new chapter unfolded today that left residents shaking their heads in disbelief. An … Read more
Just in: Bud Light Continues To Be More ‘Woke’ Despite The Boycott
The lights remain on at Bud Light, but with each passing day, it seems the company’s motto might as well be “the woker, the better.” … Read more
Just in: Kid Rock Sets Sight On His Next ‘Target’
Kid Rock, the iconic American singer-songwriter and rapper, is no stranger to controversy. Having already set the Internet ablaze with his recent actions involving Bud … Read more
Elon Musk: ‘Nobody Wants To Watch Woke Movies’
Elon Musk, the entrepreneurial titan behind companies like SpaceX and Tesla, has never been one to mince his words. In a world where public figures … Read more
Just in: Chuck Todd To Join Tucker Carlson’s Twitter Show With Elon Musk After Leaving ‘Meet The Press’
In a surprising move that’s been sending shockwaves through the world of journalism, Chuck Todd, the renowned former anchor of CNBC’s “Meet the Press,” has … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Ponders Acquisition Of ‘Facebook’ For The Sake Of ‘Free Speech
Let’s face it, when Elon Musk makes a move, the world pays attention. Whether it’s launching a Tesla Roadster into space or turning the social … Read more
Just in: ‘Woke’ Twitter Employees Leave The Company
A flurry of feathers in Silicon Valley this week as Twitter’s so-called “woke” employee base collectively handed in their two weeks’ notice. This mass exit, … Read more