Breaking: Elon Musk Teases Release of Full Epstein Client List on Twitter
In a surprising turn of events, Elon Musk, the eccentric CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, has once again taken to Twitter to captivate the attention … Read more
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Just in: Following Gordon Ramsay, Whoopi Goldberg Banned From Many Restaurants
In a surprising turn of events, renowned comedian and television host Whoopi Goldberg is finding herself increasingly unwelcome in the restaurant industry. Following the recent … Read more
Breaking: ‘Woke’ Disney Is Finally Going Broke
In recent years, Disney has become synonymous with pushing a so-called “woke” agenda, embracing progressive ideals and injecting social and political messages into its content. … Read more
Bud Light Becomes ‘Ultra Woke’ Despite The Boycott, Sponsors Toronto Pride Event
As the world of business continues to evolve, the debate on corporate social responsibility and its impact on brand identity intensifies. In a controversial yet … Read more
New: Whoopi Goldberg Left Homeless Thanks To Tucker Carlson
In the latest and possibly most ridiculous chapter of the Goldberg vs. Carlson saga, it appears that the billion-dollar lawsuit against Whoopi Goldberg has taken … Read more
Just in: Oceangate Is Now Offering 50% Off On Their Next Titanic Tour
In a move that could only be described as Titanic (pun wholly intended), underwater exploration company OceanGate has declared a staggering 50% off on all … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Fired From ‘The View’ Amidst Tucker Carlson’s Lawsuit
In a shocking turn of events that’s left talk show fans reeling, Whoopi Goldberg, the heart and soul of “The View,” has been shown the … Read more
Breaking: Tucker Carlson Files A Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Whoopi Goldberg For ‘Defamatory’ Comments
In a twist worthy of a daytime drama, Fox News pundit Tucker Carlson has slapped a gargantuan lawsuit against Whoopi Goldberg for what he calls … Read more
NHL Teams: No More Pride Outfits, ‘We Look Stupid’
In a move that left even the Zamboni driver slack-jawed, the National Hockey League (NHL) announced this week that they would discontinue their use of … Read more
Just in: Bill Gates Files A $100 Billion Lawsuit Against Elon Musk After Twitter Exposé
As the world continues to reel from the revelations made by Twitter CEO Elon Musk about the infamous tech mogul Bill Gates, the situation has … Read more
New: Bud Light Messes It Up Again, Introduces A New Rainbow Themed Beer Can To Support ‘Wokeness’
It seems that Bud Light is on a roll these days, and unfortunately, it’s not in a good way. In a classic example of “if … Read more
Just in: Gordon Ramsay Throws Whoopi Goldberg Out Of His Restaurant, Bans Her For Life
In an event that feels like it was torn right out of a crossover episode of ‘Kitchen Nightmares’ and ‘The View’, world-renowned celebrity chef Gordon … Read more